Thread Maureen and April you know what day tomorrow is?

[APRIL]

next time i tip april i will paint it black. from her reply she enjoys the dark meat better than whitey

Where mah brothas

 

[Petunia]

I tipped april, maureen, wessels, atlas/wessels GF/ jlynn, thux,

I was impressed with your one eyed snake bb

 

[thintoast]

I was impressed with your one eyed snake bb

I haven't sent you mine yet. I'm waiting until this evening so that you can open it up and show your girlfriend what a real penis looks like.

 

[Petunia]

I haven't sent you mine yet. I'm waiting until this evening so that you can open it up and show your girlfriend what a real penis looks like.

OMG doooooo it

 

[thintoast]

OMG doooooo it

The Jelly sex must be really good. He strikes me as the type to have to prove everyone wrong about how small his dick is.

 

[Jehannum]

The Jelly sex must be really good. He strikes me as the type to have to prove everyone wrong about how small his dick is.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

The Jelly sex must be really good. He strikes me as the type to have to prove everyone wrong about how small his dick is.

he will be jelly of your ginger pubes

 

[thintoast]

he will be jelly of your ginger pubes

They're really kind of short, not sure if the color will be very prominent.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I just shaved my pubes and balls with some clippers. As i was shaving my balls i felt a sharp pinch. I look at my balls and they were bleeding, ugh

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I jumped in the shower and then put some antibiotic spray on my balls

 

[Petunia]

I jumped in the shower and then put some antibiotic spray on my balls

You should have put a tampon in your bum

 

[HipHugHer]

next time i tip april i will paint it black. from her reply she enjoys the dark meat better than whitey

Dip it in a shot glass of paint. That way you can get the balls and everything.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Dip it in a shot glass of paint. That way you can get the balls and everything.

That would be a waste of paint, a thimbleful should suffice.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

oh dick jokes are so funny

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

oh dick jokes are so funny

It's helpful to speak with people at their level.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

ouch another sick burn. If this keeps up i may just have to take my anger out and beat a chick. @Maureen im coming for you

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

ouch another sick burn. If this keeps up i may just have to take my anger out and beat a chick. @Maureen im coming for you

The thimble should double for protective equipment quite handily, safety first.

 

[nukes]

The thimble should double for protective equipment quite handily, safety first.

A cup yes.
Very creative.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

A cup yes.
Very creative.

There's no subtext there, no.
Very insightful.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

ouch another sick burn. If this keeps up i may just have to take my anger out and beat a chick. @Maureen im coming for you

How're you going to beat a chick when they all stay away from you?