Thread "Marital" Finances

We pool every thing and share it. Works for us.

That's because your sexy wife is also responsible (eerily so, actually). Ape and fly being separate works for them because just look at how reckless the two of them are.
 
#1 reason for divorce: money. Luckily we have enough. :omy:

I just remind Ghost that if he ever left me he'd have to pay child support and have much less money then he has now. This has done a good job of deterring him from straying so far.
 
I just remind Ghost that if he ever left me he'd have to pay child support and have much less money then he has now. This has done a good job of deterring him from straying so far.

Really? I thought it was your tight ass that kept him coming home.

Huh, you learn something new every day.
 
We've been secretly collaborating behind your back. We like to share ideas and recipes and such.

Please tell me you also share sex advice and try it out on each other to perfect your skills.

:drool: