FYI Man hating, military trained, knife wielding dolphins did NOT escape from Kiev

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There was a news story the other day that some killer dolphins had escaped from their handlers in Kiev in search of a mate. It was thought that they might still have the stabbing knife attached to their heads. Turns out that the story was false. Apparently, the USSR/Russia instead sold those killer dolphins to Iran in 2000. Whew... :wtf:

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2013/0313/Killer-dolphins-escape-Not-so-fast
 
You misunderstand. I know they exist.

I was hoping for rogue killer dolphins, swimming around in the ocean, with their own dolphin agenda.
 
fly said:
They exist. The US makes them too! :happy:
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Exactly. When you breed dolphins with unicorns you get them.

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Domon said:
You misunderstand. I know they exist.

I was hoping for rogue killer dolphins, swimming around in the ocean, with their own dolphin agenda.
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He didn't misunderstand, you didn't clearly state your (alleged) overall point.
 
Mr. Asa said:
Along the lines of "haul the person off, stuff them in a cave and have dozens of dolphins rape the corpse"
They are smart enough to help those near civilization, but fuck the ones who are not.
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now i kinda want a link.

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