FYI Man hating, military trained, knife wielding dolphins did NOT escape from Kiev

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There was a news story the other day that some killer dolphins had escaped from their handlers in Kiev in search of a mate. It was thought that they might still have the stabbing knife attached to their heads. Turns out that the story was false. Apparently, the USSR/Russia instead sold those killer dolphins to Iran in 2000. Whew... :wtf:

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2013/0313/Killer-dolphins-escape-Not-so-fast
 
You misunderstand. I know they exist.

I was hoping for rogue killer dolphins, swimming around in the ocean, with their own dolphin agenda.
 
They exist. The US makes them too! :happy:

Exactly. When you breed dolphins with unicorns you get them.

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You misunderstand. I know they exist.

I was hoping for rogue killer dolphins, swimming around in the ocean, with their own dolphin agenda.

He didn't misunderstand, you didn't clearly state your (alleged) overall point.
 
Along the lines of "haul the person off, stuff them in a cave and have dozens of dolphins rape the corpse"
They are smart enough to help those near civilization, but fuck the ones who are not.

now i kinda want a link.

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