Man Falls 16-Stories and Lives

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/21/hotel.fall.ap/index.html
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- Just a month after his 16-story fall and merciful landing onto a hotel overhang, Joshua Hanson is off crutches from a broken leg, mostly healed from his other injuries and thankful he has no memory of the plunge.

"I feel really lucky I don't remember it because I probably would have some pretty serious nightmares," said the 29-year-old bar owner from Blair, Wisconsin, who crashed out a hotel window January 20 after a night drinking with his friends.

"I'm walking without a crutch, I'm getting around pretty good. I mean, I feel really good," Hanson said Tuesday after a couple weeks of recuperation at his parents' home. (Watch Hanson talk about running into window Video)

His two collapsed lungs and torn trachea have healed, and he's been slowly returning to work at Heine's bar.

Hanson recalls drinking with his pals at a couple of bars in St. Paul before going back to the Minneapolis Hyatt Regency. They stopped by a darts tournament at the hotel before heading to their rooms in the early morning hours.

"Then we come back off the elevator and that's when, for whatever reason ... I decided to take off running," Hanson said. "I don't know why I took off running or what really led up to it, but -- I did."

Sprinting down the hallway alone, he said he was confused by the reflection on the window pane at the end. With a crash, the 275-pound former prep football player and wrestler broke through a double-paned window with a safety bar.

He fell onto an asphalt-covered overhang one floor above the street. The overhang probably saved his life because it helped cushion his fall, according to emergency officials and a physics professor.

Asked if he could explain why he survived, Hanson said: "I wish I knew, for real I do. Somebody had a plan for me." He added that one reason he survived is his 8-year-old daughter, Kaitlyn.

The fall has made him more contemplative and given him a fresh perspective, he said, though he didn't know whether it would cause him to drink less.

"I went to church the first Sunday I got home, no doubt about it," he said. "There ain't too many days go by that I don't thank God that I'm still here."

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Quite frankly, after an incident like this you would think you would stop drinking completely. He isn't, he's going back to work at a bar and contemplating if he should stop drinking.

So why hasn't Darwin taken him yet? Somebody has a plan for him and it's to live a tortured life as an idiot.

What would it take for you to stop drinking? or smoking? or doing illegal activities?
 
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this "lack of content" shit is retarded.. and you CLOSE the threads?

i don't see why.. can't you just let that shit sink to the bottom of the fukkin forum if people aren't interested and therefore don't post??

what's the rationale? sorry.. i'm new.. and if the question is a problem, then i'ma make like theacoustician.. and bounce..

laaaaaame.. IMO..
 
this "lack of content" shit is retarded.. and you CLOSE the threads?

i don't see why.. can't you just let that shit sink to the bottom of the fukkin forum if people aren't interested and therefore don't post??

what's the rationale? sorry.. i'm new.. and if the question is a problem, then i'ma make like theacoustician.. and bounce..

laaaaaame.. IMO..

It's our way of saying the thread sucks and it will "sink to the bottom of the forum." It takes several people to vote it a one for it to close. So if a majority of the people voting do not like a thread, it will be closed.

It keeps the crap threads off the forum and keeps the entertaining stuff on. That's all. :)
 
I highly doubt that he was "saved" by some higher power. I bet you that there was some other drugs involved there. Whats the drug that gives you super human strength?
 
I've thought a few times that I had done what it took to make me stop drinking.

So far I've been wrong each time.