WTF Made up quotes

[kiwi]

ooh ooh, someone do me - Kiki

also, someone do me. Im interested in a domon impression. Just as i was typing that, it felt like kiki

Johnny fives alive! -domon

 

[fly]

 

[itburnswhenipee]

"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."

-Socrates, 3rd letter to Plato

 

[tre]

"I think we have enough cats" - April

 

[helenabear]

"I think we will never have enough cats" - April

ftfy

 

[Wessels]

I'm just waiting for the day she breaks down fly and he installs kitty bridges and doorways between the rooms

 

[APRIL]

I'm just waiting for the day she breaks down fly and he installs kitty bridges and doorways between the rooms

I've been working on that for the past seven years with little progress.

At least I've gotten away with feeding the strays. +1

 

[Wessels]

At least install a hammock for squish to chill in

 

[APRIL]

At least install a hammock for squish to chill in

He just wants a cardboard box or a grocery bag. hmmm

 

[fly]

At least install a hammock for squish to chill in

Shut the fuck up Wes

 

[itburnswhenipee]

"A man of your carriage should avoid that shade of eye shadow."

--Hermann Goering to Herbert Hoover

 

[Coqui]

 

[Duke]

"I'm not sure. I'm pretty drunk and that looks awfully dangerous"

-any southern redneck when their friend pulls out a video camera.