Mac users are idiots v.pancakewagon

hey guys!!! i heard MAX PAYNE just came out!! SCORE!!!
you know some pc vendors offer the same advice to their customers right?
why are you reading a mac user manual??? you have totally been caught. you are a mac owner. lolololol.
There are plenty of jokes and absolutely stupid articles hiding in the MS Knowledgebase too.
ChikkenNoodul said:
They lost me when you had to use a drop down menu to eject a floppy disk.

I usually used pliers instead.
Actually, my fav was moving a media drive (floppy, CD) to the trash to eject it. That always seemed to make no sense.
I'm having trouble with this "typing" thing. Is there a more efficient means than pecking the keys with your nose?