Mac users are idiots v.pancakewagon

[fly]

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=86816

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[APRIL]

Mac = Simplicity.

Come on, one button mouse?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I NEED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO LOOK AT MY MONITOR PLZ

 

[thrawn]

so many jokes to be made

a mac user sucks my penis

 

[wr3kt]

What the fuck are hands?

 

[Zafo]

i dont get it. people still use macs?

 

[PinkysAvenger]

hey guys!!! i heard MAX PAYNE just came out!! SCORE!!!

 

[bungle]

you know some pc vendors offer the same advice to their customers right?

 

[APRIL]

you know some pc vendors offer the same advice to their customers right?

Mac luvr!!!

 

[wr3kt]

you know some pc vendors offer the same advice to their customers right?

I heard people are still being told how to use a safety belt in a car.

 

[ieholly]

why are you reading a mac user manual??? you have totally been caught. you are a mac owner. lolololol.

 

[wr3kt]

why are you reading a mac user manual??? you have totally been caught. you are a mac owner. lolololol.

He likes fiction.

 

[Talkie]

There are plenty of jokes and absolutely stupid articles hiding in the MS Knowledgebase too.

 

[APRIL]

He likes fiction.

Well done.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They lost me when you had to use a drop down menu to eject a floppy disk.

I usually used pliers instead.

 

[theacoustician]

They lost me when you had to use a drop down menu to eject a floppy disk.

I usually used pliers instead.

Actually, my fav was moving a media drive (floppy, CD) to the trash to eject it. That always seemed to make no sense.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm having trouble with this "typing" thing. Is there a more efficient means than pecking the keys with your nose?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Actually, my fav was moving a media drive (floppy, CD) to the trash to eject it. That always seemed to make no sense.

It was fun to drag the hard drive to the trash can on older versions

 

[TheSoupPrincess]

Ouch....burn. I have a Mac

 

[thrawn]

Ouch....burn. I have a Mac

tell em how large the hard drives are. come on, tell em.