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So I figured it was about time to make another music thread. This one solely concerning the lyrical value of the actual song itself. Since I know alot of people dont want to read entire song's we will keep it to quotes from songs that mean something to you and EXPLAIN!!!



Our Lady Peace - 4am

Walked around my good intentions
And found out there were none
I blame my father for the wasted years
We hardly talked
Never thought I would forget this hate
And a phone call made me realize I'm wrong

Walked around my room not thinking
Sinking in this box
Blame myself for being too much like
Somebody else
I never thought I would just bend this way
Then a phone call made me realize I'm wrong


This song has always been a definition of my life. It explains the pain I had with my father for years and how one simple phone call from my mother made me forget all the hate we had built up. The second part reminds me of the times that I was depressed and how pointless it is to lock yourself away from the people who care.

I didnt know if this would be a good thread idea but I figured some of you have songs like I do that either make you laugh your ass off or get chills down your spine.
 
Mr. Bungle- Squeeze Me Macaroni need I say more

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll f@ck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown and runny!!
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
F@ckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta siphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough...BOY!!!

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to potty...we came to potty down your throat!
 
Sarcasmo's Song:

"Dr. Octagon - Girl Let Me Touch You"


It’s morning, 7 o’clock you at my clinic
It’s me your orthopedic, gynecologyst
You looking pretty and fine
Go ahead blow my mind
Girl what’s wrong come here
Let me take a look
You say you got burnt
Your man should of wore a rubber
What type of partners you have
And whose your first lover
He never turned you around
Showed you doggystyle
We got some things in common
Hunny lets talk about
Did he lick you there?
Perculate your atmosphere
I got a mask at home
Both send some leather gear
How about me and you and black
I’m hitting from the back
Tail in my face and all juicy brown booty
I’m the master rubber
Please let me do my duty
Girl let me touch you

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Sipping mannish ever smooth, your cute
Drinking henesy joke about 2 girls
Your friends double teaming me
I got the office closed
You ready for the pros
Suckers ain’t no good
Sticking coke up in your nose
My style is wild at home
And on the kitchen table
Porno flicks and stacks
Play good on the tv cable
I’d rather sign my address on your application
You can call late nights for lonely information
When you come when it’s boring
No place where to go
I want you in a two peace
And freak me for a private show
You got my number, address, you know the rest

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Only 18, bikini body banning me
And do you have cars in fact
I will take medicate
Your panties are wet
Take it easy, don’t sweat
You want some birth control
You could smoke a cigarette
Relax, lay back your buns feel good to smack
You think your pregnant
Your test show negative
I got a movie camera film that is positive
Turn around for me and girl take a picture
This is the way with 24 flicks of kodak
Then your boys are ready
Let me show them how to act
I put you in thongs and 6 inch high shoes
You strut your stuff and latex my strategy is rough

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there

Girl let me touch you there
I wanna feel you

Girl let me touch you there
 
"Now You're a Man" - D.V.D.A.
-From the movie "Orgazmo"


Hey!

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you got
To fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man (man)
A man, man, man
Now you're a man (man)
A manny, manny, man
A man, man, man (man)
You are now a man
You're a man
Now you're a man

Live it, live it

What makes a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just 'cause she has big titties
Or is the way
He fights everyday?
No, it's probably the titties

Now you're a man (man)
A man, man, man
Now you're a man-man (man)
Man-man, man, man-man
Now you're a man (man)
M-A-N, man, man
Man-man, man
Now you're man
 
April23 said:
Hmmm good question, I'm stumped!

I have it jammed in my head but I cant remember where else it was from. I think its at the end of something while the credits are rolling but for some reason I cant grasp it.
 
The Verve - The Drug's Don't Work

A surprisingly accurate rendition of several spots in my life. For the record though, the drugs DO work.

All this talk of getting old
It's getting me down my love
Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown
This time I'm comin' down

And I hope you're thinking of me
As you lay down on your side
Now the drugs don't work
They just make you worse
But I know I'll see your face again
 
Staying in the Orgazmo vibe...Smashmouth's Sorry About Your Penis that plays in the credits is the shit.

SMASH MOUTH | Sorry Lyrics

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry about it, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
Kicking things, you might as well fight
It's January, you've got a tan
I gotta hand it to ya, man
You're the bull of the ball
Trying to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all

Sorry about your penis (x3)

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten feet tall
Bet you say you do it a lot
Bet you don't do it at all
You try to get it up
Might as well errupt
Thinking you could take 'em all

Sorry about your penis (x3)

Sorry, so sorry, I'm sorry(x2)

You don't get it
You never will
Flirting with that macho overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
All you'll ever win is a case of warts
Cookie cutter man, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up
Fight fight fight
Move it with the man
Got a tongue in cheek
Don't recreate
Please please please

Sorry about your penis (x6)

I caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry about it, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
Kicking things, you might as well fight
It's January, you've got a tan
I gotta hand it to ya, man
You're the bull of the ball
Trying to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all

Sorry about your penis (x3)

I caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck's probably ten feet tall
Bet you say you do it a lot
Bet you don't do it at all
Can't get laid, na na na
You might as well fuck a guy up (wow!)

Sorry about your penis (x3)

I'm I'm I'm I'm
Sorry, so sorry, I'm sorry
Sorry, so sorry, I'm so sorry
Sorry about your penis

You don't get it
You never will
Flirting with that macho overkill
Seeing everything as if it was a sport
All you'll ever win is a case of warts
Cookie cutter man, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up
Fight fight fight
Move it with the man
Got a tongue in cheek
Don't recreate
Please please please