Hawt Love me in reverse; Valentines Day edition

[Petunia]

Hi guises, me again.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day and everyone is all mushy and lovey dovey, id like for us all to be mushy to each other .. but in reverse

Tell me how much I suck.

Get it out of your system and love me in reverse you magnificent bastards.

Disclaimer: you can’t cry like a lil bitch and rage quit

 

[Peppers]

Hi guises, me again.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day and everyone is all mushy and lovey dovey, id like for us all to be mushy to each other .. but in reverse

Tell me how much I suck.

Get it out of your system and love me in reverse you magnificent bastards.

Disclaimer: you can’t cry like a lil bitch and rage quit

Actually if you sucked more (and swallowed) you'd probably have better luck with men.

 

[OOD]

Actually if you sucked more (and swallowed) you'd probably have better luck with men.

No no. Swallow is no good. It's better to let it hit the back of the throat and gush back down. Continue until limp.

 

[Ledboots]

You're great, except for that CEO person

 

[Petunia]

Actually if you sucked more (and swallowed) you'd probably have better luck with men.

That’s the spirit you little pansy!!!!

 

[nukes]

You're not allowed around princess castles whether drunk or sober.

 

[adi]

soy un perdedor

 

[adi]

did i do that right


..

 

[Petunia]

soy un perdedor

You called yourself a loser lololol

 

[Strings]

What could I say to a retired "exotic" dancer that hasn't already been said?
...
Probably about 10,000 times.

 

[thintoast]

em evol

 

[thintoast]

uoy evol I

 

[fly]

Hi guises, me again.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day and everyone is all mushy and lovey dovey, id like for us all to be mushy to each other .. but in reverse

Tell me how much I suck.

Get it out of your system and love me in reverse you magnificent bastards.

Disclaimer: you can’t cry like a lil bitch and rage quit

I'd love you in reverse, but your asshole is as blown out as your mouth.

 

[nukes]

What could I say to a retired "exotic" dancer that hasn't already been said?
...
Probably about 10,000 times.

You're my favorite virgin?

 

[gee]

 

[Strings]

You're my favorite virgin?

I already feel dirty enough, Nukes.

 

[adi]

You called yourself a loser lololol

 

[nukes]

Put your 59 year old tits on the grill, Dulcinea. This here's a roast.

 

[Amstel]

What could I say to a retired "exotic" dancer that hasn't already been said?
...
Probably about 10,000 times.

"Marry Me" while sober.

 

[thintoast]

"Marry Me" while sober.

Jokes on you, I already asked her.