Lotteries

I'd buy a small country then wage war against Canada.

Shortly thereafter, as the Canadian Prime Minister, I would outlaw ceiling fans.
 
I'd give heavily to charity, possibly start a couple charities myself, buy a better house, buy a really nice car, go on a world tour and shop a lot, invest heavily, take care of my friends and family, and hire a personal chef.

gosh. i'm going to be there with you. but not be the chef. i'll just be the other lover. call me smurfette.