Halp Looking to come to Maryland area in May. Anyone got time?

Mortlach

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Reminds of when I was with my nephew Cory and my wife were at the beach. So Coriander decide to throw me in the water which hurt since the water was so shallot
 

JAXvillain

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Not rich enough?

My grandfather's brother's family. He was immensely successful actually. Our families were never close for some reason. Was the chairman of an investment bank in your area and owned a huge farm that he sequestered his 13 kids on. Whenever one of them got married he would just bust off a chunk for them to live on. I've mentioned him before. He went to Harvard, graduated from the naval academy and was the captain of a destroyer in WWII. Tons of other accomplishments as well.
 

JAXvillain

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PRAYER MEET!

Funny you should mention. Me and the gf did some adventure eating a couple weeks ago and went to this place called Ronnie & John's Beach Cafe that had a 4 1/2 star rating on Yelp. It was Hawaiian-ish surfer food being served in a ramshackle dump of a strip mall. Surfers in Marietta, GA. Sounded hysterical. One of the chefs was a graduate of Johnson & Wales so how far wrong could you go? We sit down with our food and the gf says under her breath, "Do you hear the music?" Devouring my spicy shrimp bacon rice bowl I hadn't. They were playing Jesus rock. The whole time. People kept coming in and they were all members of the same church apparently. The topper was some guy who came in and said aloud, "LOOKING FORWARD TO SOME GREAT WORSHIP TOMORROW, GUYS!" Fucking hysterical.

"Check, please!"

http://www.yelp.com/biz/ronnie-johns-beach-cafe-marietta
 

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JAXvillain

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"hello? yes, I'd like to sign up for one of your programs. I'm looking to be covered in a white foamy substance. Can you please send me you free pamphlet."

We have a rich history of hysterical team names. First Atlanta pro baseball team was called the Atlanta Crackers. Their negro league counterpart was the Atlanta Black Crackers. Then there's the minor league hockey team the Macon Whoopie.