Food Look, I just want you to try to see things from my perspective

If you are actually posting on a message board while in Italy on your honeymoon, then you fail so massively at life that somewhere in the outer reaches of the universe a black hole just shat out sunlight.

I don't know what that means, exactly, but your post made my brain vomit a little and now it isn't working properly.

The rape drugs haven't kicked in on Mrs. Valve yet dude. He's gotta do something to kill time until she's all prone and ready.
 
Valve, stay out and go fuck your wife and stop causin' the interwebz trauma from ur geekstation in Italy!
 
IRC:

"it's better when you can understand him"
"he's not arguing with the goat he's just being really persistent about making small talk :3"
"he's like"
"MAN WHERE YOU FROM WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR PEN."
"goat: "Mraaaaw" *spits*"