If you are actually posting on a message board while in Italy on your honeymoon, then you fail so massively at life that somewhere in the outer reaches of the universe a black hole just shat out sunlight.
I don't know what that means, exactly, but your post made my brain vomit a little and now it isn't working properly.
The rape drugs haven't kicked in on Mrs. Valve yet dude. He's gotta do something to kill time until she's all prone and ready.