Tampa lollipop-- im drunk ask me anything...

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APRIL

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No holds bar....or something. Gogogogogogogoggogogofofo goggie.

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How far is it by road from Perth to Kalgoorlie?


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Who did you get your first STD from?

Who did you give it to?
 

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Serious answer only please. Show your workings out.
 

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It was a trick question. It's Saturday here. So I already know what happens tomorrow in your world.

Oohhh Miss Cleo.... tell me what is going to happen tomorrrroooowowwwww.




I'm hiccuping at a rate of 3 times per ten seconds... *hiccup&
 

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Why do my brakes squeek? They are ceramic pads.

I can answer that. Mice prefer ceramic brakes for nesting. When you operate the brakes, the cylinder squeezes a mouse onto the brake disc making a squeaking sound. Or if you apply them too strongly, a sort of squelch sound.
 

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You're going to feel very very baaaaaad.
Usually that is what happens... you suck as a fortune teller.... boooyaayayyyaaaaaaaa
Why do my brakes squeek? They are ceramic pads.
Did you just replace them? If so, its because you are living in the antarctic and the moisture is not leaving the caliper faster enough.


If not, replace your fucking brakes man.... I'll take care of it.
 

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I can answer that. Mice prefer ceramic brakes for nesting. When you operate the brakes, the cylinder squeezes a mouse onto the brake disc making a squeaking sound. Or if you apply them too strongly, a sort of squelch sound.

What is a cylinder in the brake system, old man?
 
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