lol @ office email

[JAXvillain]

just got an email from a chick in the dept titled: I am ready anytime if you want to come

 

[Coqui]

Respond back saying, and they say guys don't like foreplay

 

[ZRH]

She's probably old and fat

Edit: I work with 25 college girls (had to brag).

 

[Sarcasmo]

She's probably old and fat

Edit: I work with 25 college girls (had to brag).

Pfffft. You should see the women at my firm.

 

[Sp`ange]

just got an email from a chick in the dept titled: I am ready anytime if you want to come down and fix my computer.

fixt

 

[JAXvillain]

She's probably old and fat

Edit: I work with 25 college girls (had to brag).

actually no...she's about mid/late 20's, pretty cute, and from spain with this accent that will make you melt

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Pfffft. You should see the women at my firm.

Are they........














you know............













.....firm?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Are they........

you know............

.....firm?

And supple.

 

[ZRH]

And supple.

Like a fine leather couch.

 

[JAXvillain]

here's how it ended:

me: The title of your email gave me a good laugh.

her: Oh Dear – I have only realized now!

 

[ZRH]

furriners talk funny ^___^

 

[Millions]

She love you long time.