LOL @ Juli

[Duke]

So how do you deter kids from wanting this stuff, without depriving them and possibly giving them a complex? Tricky.

Teach them to play sports and make them aware at a young age that being good at sports will get them laid much more than the normal person.

 

[Casper]

Teach them to play sports and make them aware at a young age that being good at sports will get them laid much more than the normal person.

Good call. When I have a kid I'm gonna Earl Woods the fuck out of him/her.

 

[Shalimar]

worked for me..

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Screw sports, unless you want to spend every hour of your weekend dragging them all over creation for games and practice and equipment and crap.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i remember the ol' days that we weren't allowed to practice/have games on wednesdays and sundays!!!

 

[Applesauce]

It's not just a stand alone toy. It's a game. They have magnets in them and pop open. Or something.

Exactry. I think it's so cute that they convert from a little ball into some Jap robot.

 

[Applesauce]

So how do you deter kids from wanting this stuff, without depriving them and possibly giving them a complex? Tricky.

It's sooo weird. Again, mine has never even seen the cartoon. He only knows they are from some kids in his Kindy class! lol

 

[Casper]

It's sooo weird. Again, mine has never even seen the cartoon. He only knows they are from some kids in his Kindy class! lol

Tell him action figures are just a fancy word for dolls. And dolls are for faggots. YOU'RE NOT A FAGGOT ARE YA, BOY?

That'll work.

 

[Sarcasmo]

So how do you deter kids from wanting this stuff, without depriving them and possibly giving them a complex? Tricky.

I just said "Look at how crappily these are made, son. Flimsy plastic, probably molded from recycled factory scraps. Remember all that stuff you've broken over the years that we had to throw away? Made in China just like this. Chinese people are gross, son. They're just a creepy, dirty people, standing hunched over in huge factories melting plastic and rubbing their hands together."

 

[OzSTEEZ]

My 5 year old son can already spiral a football..

 

[Applesauce]

I just said "Look at how crappily these are made, son. Flimsy plastic, probably molded from recycled factory scraps. Remember all that stuff you've broken over the years that we had to throw away? Made in China just like this. Chinese people are gross, son. They're just a creepy, dirty people, standing hunched over in huge factories melting plastic and rubbing their hands together."

Meh, leave him be, he's only 5.

lmao@being on the ledge of racial slurs again.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I just said "Look at how crappily these are made, son. Flimsy plastic, probably molded from recycled factory scraps. Remember all that stuff you've broken over the years that we had to throw away? Made in China just like this. Chinese people are gross, son. They're just a creepy, dirty people, standing hunched over in huge factories melting plastic and rubbing their hands together."

Pie is Chinese..

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[b_sinning]

No matter how much you try to shelter your kids from these crappy toys they will be exposed to them by friends at school.

 

[APRIL]

Ugh. Sarcasmo, is that why you are back? To prove a pointless point?

 

[Thorn Bird]

are his points any other than??

 

[Sarcasmo]

Ugh. Sarcasmo, is that why you are back? To prove a pointless point?

I've already accepted that you lack common sense and balls.

 

[Casper]

I've already accepted that you lack common sense and balls.

Yeah, she's a woman. What of it?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yep. I had to drop in and say grats to Drool and tell Sp'ange to keep his chin up though. What can you do.

 

[APRIL]

I've already accepted that you lack common sense and balls.

Okay.