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I think we should instate this rule here for the pg threads :D

http://forums.joerogan.net/announcement.php?f=5&a=13

NEW PEOPLE, READ THIS BEFORE YOU POST!
The posters here, especially the long time veterans have administered a rule that you must post porn within your first 10 posts or be banned.

What the newbie porn rule DOES do is weed out Christians, those who would be offended by pornography, squares, and feminists..

In one fell swoop of posting it provides the proof that you are neither one of these things, and it makes it a little more pleasant for the rest of the members by giving us something nice to look at.

It also sets the tone that this is not a place where anything should be taken too seriously, and even though it certainly does reinforce an internet geek stereotype, I don't really have a problem with that. I feel the positive aspects of pornography far outweigh the negative stereotype that is reinforced.
I feel it's an excellent rule, ... You have 10 posts to post porn or be banned.

The only way around the rule is if you're an invited guest of some prestige, the latest example of this was when Dr. Rick Strassman the author of "DMT the spirit molecule" came on to talk about his research. He gets a pass.
So, in a nut shell... unless your publishing groundbreaking books on the nature of physical reality and the chemical that lets us interface with the great beyond,
POST DAT PORN, BITCH!

That, and have fun.
Your gracious host,

Joe Rogan
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While funny, the point of this place is that its mostly safe to post and read at work.

That, and knowing some of the people around here, I don't want to see what kind of porn they'd come up with to post.
 
theacoustician said:
While funny, the point of this place is that its mostly safe to post and read at work.

That, and knowing some of the people around here, I don't want to see what kind of porn they'd come up with to post.
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I said that in jest ;)
 
theacoustician said:
While funny, the point of this place is that its mostly safe to post and read at work.

That, and knowing some of the people around here, I don't want to see what kind of porn they'd come up with to post.
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I'm guessing most of the porn would have animals involved in it.
 
April23 said:
I love him... he's freaking hilarious.
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I'm going to post on his boards for a while and then ask him if wants to hang out at Olive Garden sometime. Hopefully he won't think it's wierd.
 
KNYTE said:
I'm going to post on his boards for a while and then ask him if wants to hang out at Olive Garden sometime. Hopefully he won't think it's wierd.
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hey shooter, wanna go to sizzler?? /stalker from happy gilmore
 
KNYTE said:
I'm going to post on his boards for a while and then ask him if wants to hang out at Olive Garden sometime. Hopefully he won't think it's wierd.
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I'm coming with you. I'm taller than him. :fly:
 
I don't know much about Joe Rogan, but "arcing ropes of jism" might be the best username of all time.
 
bahaha Joe cracks me up.

"Dorothy’s hands have dark spots where her misfiring body has sent warning signals to the upper layers of the skin to let her know the end is near."
 
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