lol hearts

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You having my baby Cas?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'd rather have a baby than a short-circuit in my ticker. I haven't slept for a week.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd rather have a baby than a short-circuit in my ticker. I haven't slept for a week.

you should drink a bunch of redbull then go run some laps

 

[APRIL]

It'll be fine, caz.

Stop worrying, it isn't helping anything... Makes it worse!!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I can't stop worrying. Every time I feel a strange sensation I hold my breath. I'm being held prisoner by my own body. Call the Marines.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I say get a hooker.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Hopefully it was just the three-can-a-day Monster habit I had.

 

[APRIL]

I can't stop worrying. Every time I feel a strange sensation I hold my breath. I'm being held prisoner by my own body. Call the Marines.

You've gotta relax. Worrying probably brings it on. Keep your mind busy with other shit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You should drink a bunch of cappuccinos and go skip rope for an hour

 

[Duke]

R.I.P. Casmo

 

[Shalimar]

 

[Sarcasmo]

You should drink a bunch of cappuccinos and go skip rope for an hour

I modified my Will so you can have my used condom collection. Some of them never even touched a woman.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*high 5*

 

[dbzeag]

It's a shame we will never meet Maybe you would have gotten that glorious best-in-the-world bj had we met. Now you will never know

 

[Thorn Bird]

honey!!! go to sleep! drink lots of water! breathe deeply. nap! read! go walk around and people watch!! you're stressing out your heart by stressing out about your heart! relax. it's gonna be fine!!!

 

[tre]

seriously, get a massage, it really helps destress.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

+ happy ending.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Well I'm healthy as a small horse. Ran on a treadmill for 20 minutes, did some bloodwork, and had an ultrasound on my heart. It's weird seeing your 3D heart beating on a screen nearby. You can see right into it. Also, if something happened at that precise moment the last thing you would see is your own heart stopping. Creepy.

Anyway, all valves strong and flapping normally. The cardiologist wasn't worried at all. Apparently 1/3 of men over 30 experience palpitations at some point, some stronger than others but none dangerous. Sometimes people even faint from them. Props to God for a good design.

Turns out the 10 or so sensor pads they stuck to me actually stuck. A lot. Here's me before celebrating with some cocaine and Red Bull.

 

[b_sinning]

Did they see chunks of bacon floating around in your heart?