lol hearts

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Sorry to hear it Damon. You gotta get that fixed up so we can have a brood of vanilla texan chillun together,

 

[APRIL]

Well the first one that said it was filipino and very..."out there..."
She once stuck a gloved finger up my ass without warning, during a routine exam.

She just came out with it when I went to see her at my 6 week checkup after my oldest was born. "oooooo, you heal up a so nicery! You vuhginah look so lovery, like you didn't have baby at all!" My ex was there with me.

The second lady, we sit and chat at times and since I feel so comfortable with her, I jokingly asked if she could tell someone's age by just by looking at their minge. I asked about mine and she mentioned that I have a 19 year old minge.

I love her!!

Wait, even weirder... you're ex was in the exam room with you guys?!

 

[Applesauce]

Wait, even weirder... you're ex was in the exam room with you guys?!

No, we were chatting with her afterward. We brought our son, so she could see her. I told you she was "off."

lol, foreigners.

 

[Shalimar]

Everyone invited to my house tonight to gangbang Juli

 

[APRIL]

My vag is beautiful. I love it. Its so pretty and delicate.

I'm thinking someone of yall have roast beef mud flaps... Or the catchers mitt thing going on...

Groce!

Here is a pic of mine... I can make it clap.

Spoiler

 

[APRIL]

Holy shiiiiit, I bet u it leaves foot prints! Groce!!!

There are definitely drag marks. I can't hide!!!

 

[JAXvillain]

just needs a hoagie roll, some mozzarella and horseradish sauce

 

[APRIL]

Which reminds ne, we are going out for Korean BBQ tonight.

 

[Applesauce]

My vag is beautiful. I love it. Its so pretty and delicate.

I'm thinking someone of yall have roast beef mud flaps... Or the catchers mitt thing going on...

Groce!

 

[Sarcasmo]

You people are making me vomit. Stop talking about yucky vags in my heart thread!

 

[Onnotangu]

dibs on sarcasmo's jerb if bucket kicked.

 

[Sarcasmo]

We know. You were born without one.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

So Juli was telling me how she is really attracted to Kiki and has been fantasizing about 69'ing with her.

 

[Applesauce]

So Juli was telling me how she is really attracted to Kiki and has been fantasizing about 69'ing with her.

You asshole. I just made a thread of my thoughts, but I didn't mention my e-mistress! Thanks!

buh

 

[APRIL]

Too bad Juli won't eat teh poon.

 

[fly]

Too bad Juli won't eat teh poon.

Maybe she will now!

Jules, whats ur stance on ape's piss hangers?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Dip it in tiramisu and she's go to town on it!

 

[Applesauce]

Maybe she will now!

Jules, whats ur stance on ape's piss hangers?

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[Sarcasmo]

Follow up with a cardiologist in three weeks. Hopefully I'll get a sonogram and find out if I'm pregnant.

 

[tre]

Follow up with a cardiologist in three weeks. Hopefully I'll get a sonogram and find out if I'm pregnant.

The EKG is kinda fun actually. The echo is kinda neat too, but the EKG is more fun for sure. lotsa wires and less goop.