GAY lol, Fly has a small wang

Fly has his IM status set to Do Not Disturb with a message that he has an Altiris Consultant Onsite.

I wonder if I should copy/paste bearfantasy.txt and watch the fireworks.
 
Actually, since you should be able to access the c$ share of his PC, or at least figure out how, I'd put inmylab.jpg in his startup folder and then reboot his PC remotely.