Advice Life Pro Tip Thread

Until they're big enough to pitch their own shit then kick them out of the nest.
NO!! Browbeat them into thinking they can't do anything on their own and keep them trapped there taking care of you. WTF, you want to have to raise another brood of kids just to get free field hands. Why I oughta!:mad:
:p
 
NO!! Browbeat them into thinking they can't do anything on their own and keep them trapped there taking care of you. WTF, you want to have to raise another brood of kids just to get free field hands. Why I oughta!:mad:
:p

That's why you keep having more kids so you got fresh stock to work the fields.
 
Your smartphone is made by 6 year old Chinese children who gross less than $2 per hour.
You care nothing for the downtrodden.
While we all love to make that original joke, it simply isn't true. Which I'm sure you also know. 6 year olds are good at absolutely nothing.