Advice Life Pro Tip Thread

[Mr. Argumentor]

wait... why would your ID be outside the stall. Do you take your pants off and hang them outside the stall while you're pooping?

Wat

How do you shit in such a way that your belt isnt visible as your pants are around your ankles?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Your parents weren't really going to turn the car around if you kept acting like that.

Yes I will.

 

[Jehannum]

How do you shit in such a way that your belt isnt visible as your pants are around your ankles?

@Domon keeps his shiny metal ass on display. No pants, no problem.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

pro-tip:

if you have a yellow tooth, whiten it




and on another note:

Your parents weren't really going to turn the car around if you kept acting like that.

i learned HigHugHer's parents are not people of their word

 

[nukes]

Lick it before you stick it.

 

[nukes]

Wash it before I lick it.

 

[Jehannum]

pro-tip:

if you have a yellow tooth, whiten it

 

[Domon]

How do you shit in such a way that your belt isnt visible as your pants are around your ankles?

I presume the mouthbreathers arent peeking under the stalls to read my tiny ass ID card.

Quit trying to look at other dudes dicks. This aint an airport

 

[nukes]

Don't be ashamed, no matter how small your junk is.
Be proud.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I presume the mouthbreathers arent peeking under the stalls to read my tiny ass ID card.

Quit trying to look at other dudes dicks. This aint an airport

Dont try to put this on me cause you forgot how bathroom stalls work.

 

[Jehannum]

Don't be ashamed, no matter how small your junk is.
Be proud.

In your teens and twenties, you worry about what other people think of you. In your thirties and forties, you stop caring. In your 50s and older, you realize that they weren't thinking about you at all.

 

[Jehannum]

Dont try to put this on me cause you forgot how bathroom stalls work.

Wear your ID card clipped to your shirt pocket on a lanyard, you fuckin' Philistine.

 

[OOD]

In your teens and twenties, you worry about what other people think of you. In your thirties and forties, you stop caring. In your 50s and older, you realize that they weren't thinking about you at all.

Dammit. I'm in my twenties and I've hit all of these stages.

 

[Jehannum]

Dammit. I'm in my twenties and I've hit all of these stages.

I hit the "don't care" stage in 6th grade when none of the kids except me showered after PE

 

[nukes]

I stopped showering in PE when I realized it was a feel good experience for closeted gay jocks.

 

[OOD]

I hit the "don't care" stage in 6th grade when none of the kids except me showered after PE

Back then I looked for any opportunity to pull my junk out. Now I keep it hidden cause I figured out were babies come from.

 

[Jehannum]

Back then I looked for any opportunity to pull my junk out. Now I keep it hidden cause I figured out were babies come from.

I imagine it would hurt pulling a babby out of your pee hole.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Wear your ID card clipped to your shirt pocket on a lanyard, you fuckin' Philistine.

Shirt pocket?

Also, lanyards suck. Retractable cable fo life.

 

[APRIL]

I stopped showering in PE when I realized it was a feel good experience for closeted gay jocks.

You're afraid of homosexual people?

 

[Jehannum]

Shirt pocket?

Also, lanyards suck. Retractable cable fo life.

Wear a proper engineer's shirt. Short sleeve button down with a pen pocket.