Advice Life Pro Tip Thread

MadDog

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I had to pay a lot of money to my shrink to learn this.

And I just started living in any time but the present.

I started paying a lot of money again.

PLT: If there's a cat nearby, pet the shit out of it.
I fail at this pretty much all the time but I try to keep it in the back of my mind all the time.
 
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I don't believe in the present. Instead I try to think of my memories as an educational tool and the rest of reality an opportunity. Time isn't real. Only change is real, and how you react to it, which is just another way to say change.
 
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I don't believe in the present. Instead I try to think of my memories as an educational tool and the rest of reality an opportunity. Time isn't real. Only change is real, and how you react to it, which is just another way to say change.
We're pretty much stuck in time due to the oxydization of matter. Otherwise I concur.
 
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