Lettuce discuss annoying people in offices we work in.

[Syrup Beaver]

I see.

Braided dresses.

I can't say I ever noticed that aspect before.

A whole new world has opened up to me.

I've gone and joined a monastery.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I guess the 60's really did pass you by, or maybe you were so horrified by the lack of bras beneath the braided dresses that you averted your gaze.

I was there man, I saw some terrible things.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I went underground man.
















Wait, the 1860's?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

No that was before black went out and braided dresses came in.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Right, right.

Fun times, I remember my pal Bodine gettin' a slug in 'is arm and having the bone removed.

Sucker flopped around like a trout, but 'e kept it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Guess he has a good arm for giving a slap with these days.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Last I saw, 'e was doin' that whole Walmart greeter thing.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Guess minus the bones your hand won't get tired. Maybe we ought to suggest it to the Queen so she can stop shaking hands like a sissy and giving us a bad rep.

 

[fly]

OH MY FUCKING YES

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Guess minus the bones your hand won't get tired. Maybe we ought to suggest it to the Queen so she can stop shaking hands like a sissy and giving us a bad rep.

She could just wriggle about like a flopping fish.

With the right soundtrack, she'd be a hero.