Let's all start over... Welcome Kiki and Julee

[fly]

1. That's quite a personal question and if you read the thread fully you'd know the answer, and:

2. Thanks for bumping such a turd of a thread.

sheesh

 

[taivas]

i tried anal when i was 16.

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[OzSTEEZ]

lol! Stop making people cry Kiki!

 

[fly]

i tried anal when i was 16.

I can't wait to be a dad.

 

[Duke]

Better to fill them with Kyndeness.

 

[JAXvillain]

I can't wait to be a dad.

gonna break your boys in yourself, huh?

 

[polo]

I can't wait to be a dad.

Send them to all-boys boarding school like I was.

They'll come out the other end a fantastic member of society.

 

[Duke]

pppfftt... kids!

pssssshh

No thanks. That stuff makes people nuts.

 

[fly]

pppfftt... kids!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I can't wait to be a dad.

Quoted for when the test results come in and the mushroom cloud can be seen from the International Space Station.

 

[APRIL]

Those are huge rails, geezus.

 

[fly]

Those are huge rails, geezus.

I'll take the one all the way on the right plz

 

[JAXvillain]

I'll take the one all the way on the right plz

 

[taivas]

* Never makes, as a counter-argument, a complex mime about weighing on one hand the benefits of programming and doing actual work, and in the other hand the benefits of doing eight pounds of blow in a week.
* Never leaves, as an exercise for the reader, the actual conclusion as to which side DALnet’s programmers decide is more important.
<Never> I defy you to show a single instance where a DALnet programmer, faced with eight pounds of blow, would do anything other than immediately fall on his face and root around in it, snuffling like some sort of insane powder-faced truffle hog.

 

[FancyVest]

you are british, arent you.

From the land of ouches and used tampons maybe?

 

[Applesauce]

sheesh

that's a no I guess.



I mean - 'no, I would NEVER try such classless acts, even if I was married. In fact, when I'm married, my husband will wash his penis before he enters our bed at night.'

 

[Applesauce]

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what a piece of crap.

 

[Duke]

what a piece of crap.

Do not speak ill of ASCI cookie monster.

 

[Applesauce]

Do not speak ill of ASCI cookie monster.

But, it's a piece of crap! A melting blob!

 

[Dharma1521]

crap. how are you dear?

Much better. I went to see a friend who is on maternity leave and she made me some homemade soup.

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