Food Lets all move to Colorado

[plot]

my trip to boston was actually colder and had a lot more snow than all my trips to alaska. fucking hated boston. worst trip ever.

 

[ZRH]

humidity bleh, I live between two lakes, it's always that bone chilling cold

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Okay I'm in with this plan. Now who would like to be sham married to me so I can get a good VISA?

 

[DJBrenton]

Pretty sure you just killed this thread.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Saw your post.

Came in expecting an offer.

Left disappointed.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Anyway Wes is unmarried and I'm pretty sure he's physically weak so wouldn't answer back.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have never been so cold in my life like I was in Boston.

I was there in early spring one year and about froze to death

 

[APRIL]

Anyway Wes is unmarried and I'm pretty sure he's physically weak so wouldn't answer back.

Go get him, tiger.

 

[Valve1138]

I was there in early spring one year and about froze to death

Bunch of pansies. Put a coat on!

 

[Valve1138]

Go get him, tiger.

I'm not sure who to be more scared for.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm not sure who to be more scared for.

Definitely him.

 

[Valve1138]

Definitely him.

Two words: tentacle porn

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Bunch of pansies. Put a coat on!

I had a coat on!
There was...there was snow on the ground! Fuck!

 

[fly]

Pretty sure you just killed this thread.

I loved this post.

Saw your post.

Came in expecting an offer.

Left disappointed.

Until I saw this post.

 

[dbzeag]

Chim and I would be in, but we just moved and chim hates moving with a passion. And likes his job. Maybe in a couple of years.

Cary, if you need a sham marriage, let me know. It's not looking like chim and I can get married anytime soon. It will get you into the country and you could just have a "very long commute" address in CO.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Chim and I would be in, but we just moved and chim hates moving with a passion. And likes his job. Maybe in a couple of years.

Cary, if you need a sham marriage, let me know. It's not looking like chim and I can get married anytime soon. It will get you into the country and you could just have a "very long commute" address in CO.

Sounds perfect, and at least I know my husband will organise the best ever wedding reception party.

 

[dbzeag]

Sounds perfect, and at least I know my husband will organise the best ever wedding reception party.

And a far more engaging bachelorette party

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And a far more engaging bachelorette party

Very true, sounds like a match made in heaven.

 

[JAXvillain]

I have never been so cold in my life like I was in Boston.

the windy city nickname really belongs to boston. in winter the wind just tears ass off the bay and makes it feel much colder

when I went skiing in CO a couple years ago it was freaking -20f. it bothered my relatives from NY more than I somehow.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sounds perfect, and at least I know my husband will organise the best ever wedding reception party.

If there was every anyone youd want to plan & prepare a party for you, daves that guy.