Leftover Halloween candy.........

BigDov

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We had a party here at work Friday, and now I've got about 3 pounds of candy left on my desk. The good thing is, there's Laffy Taffy in the bag. The bad thing is, I'm sharing said Laffy Taffy with all of you :fly:

Melissa P., Conshohockent, PA
What's black and white and red all over?

A SKUNK WITH A DIAPER RASH!!! LOLOLOLO

Angela S., Mannford, OK
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE!!!! *ba-dum-dum!!*

Brandon B., Philadelphia, PA
What does a cow use for math?

A COWCULATOR!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

David C., New Bedford, MA
What kind of truck does a ballerina have?

A "TOE" TRUCK!!! *drums bang*

Okay, okay, I'll stop now..... I've got tons more should anyone need more good jokes.
 

BigDov

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Drool-Boy said:
I ate about 10 of them fun sized snickers yesterday
I havent eaten that much candy in years:p

I found that the little boxes of Milk Duds were particularly addicting for some reason. I still feel kinda sick.
 
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Mondoz

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Friends don't let friends post laffy taffy jokes on the intarwebnets.
 
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Mondoz

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BigDov said:
Okay. You'll notice that I haven't posted any more though....... I guess I need another maxi pad in the shoe equivalent or something??

I'm not sure anything would equal that.



I tried to buy you a title related to that the other day, by the way.
But it wouldn't fit. :(
 

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i have a bucket of candy sitting here, i hand it out at meetings so we can make odd noises. laffy taffy can be found in said bucket.


what did you discover if you found bones on the moon?
the cow didnt make it.
 
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PinkysAvenger

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Why did the wagon train stop halfway across the prairie?


it had Injun trouble