We had a party here at work Friday, and now I've got about 3 pounds of candy left on my desk. The good thing is, there's Laffy Taffy in the bag. The bad thing is, I'm sharing said Laffy Taffy with all of you 
Melissa P., Conshohockent, PA
What's black and white and red all over?
A SKUNK WITH A DIAPER RASH!!! LOLOLOLO
Angela S., Mannford, OK
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE!!!! *ba-dum-dum!!*
Brandon B., Philadelphia, PA
What does a cow use for math?
A COWCULATOR!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
David C., New Bedford, MA
What kind of truck does a ballerina have?
A "TOE" TRUCK!!! *drums bang*
Okay, okay, I'll stop now..... I've got tons more should anyone need more good jokes.

Melissa P., Conshohockent, PA
What's black and white and red all over?
A SKUNK WITH A DIAPER RASH!!! LOLOLOLO
Angela S., Mannford, OK
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO SMOKE!!!! *ba-dum-dum!!*
Brandon B., Philadelphia, PA
What does a cow use for math?
A COWCULATOR!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
David C., New Bedford, MA
What kind of truck does a ballerina have?
A "TOE" TRUCK!!! *drums bang*
Okay, okay, I'll stop now..... I've got tons more should anyone need more good jokes.