Learn teleportation!

Think of the money you'll save in transportaition bills.

Wonder how long it'll take for the average Joe to make up for the $1 000 000 investment...
 
and if you have a sickness, you can leave that behind

Too bad the lister didn't think to leave behind his retardation sickness.
 
what a chode. if I knew how I'd teleport to a bank and make a massive withdrawal.



after I made a deposit in a safety deposit box of course :shifty: