Laminated Lists

[APRIL]

roger that



Only one L in April, right? (For when I'm writing out the check)

Yesh sir.

 

[JAXvillain]

Yeah that last part always seems to be part of the justification. She's always got that look in her eyes, too...

reminded me of an awesome song


weezer & soul coughing

American Girls Lyrics

Darling, I'm afraid to close my eyes when I'm going to bed
I'm afraid you'll crack the phone down over my head

Why are all American girls so rough?
Damn, that girl can't ever hurt you enough

Lady (lady), you knock me on my knees and I can't stand up
You got the look in your eye and you smack my butt

Why are all American girls so rough?
Why do all American girls act so tough?
Why are all American girls so rough?

Darling, I'm afraid to close my eyes when I'm goin to bed
I'm afraid you'll crack the phone down over my head

Why are all American girls so rough?
Damn, that girl can't ever hurt you enough

Lady (lady), you knock me on my knees and I can't stand up
You got that look in your eye and you smack my butt

Why are all American girls so rough?
Why do all American girls act so tough?
Why are all American girls so rough?

That hole you're digging in my ribs
It ain't no real hoot
So baby take it easy
Let's try to be friends
Why are all American girls so rough?
Damn, that girl can't ever hurt you enough

Lady (lady), you knock me down on my knees and I can't stand up
You got the look in your eye, you smack my butt

Why are all American girls so rough?
Why do all American girls act so tough?
Why are all American girls so rough?

American girls
American girls
Why are all American girls so rough?
American girls
American girls
American girls
Why are all American girls so rough?
American girls
American girls
American girls
Why are all American girls so rough?
Why are all American girls so rough?

 

[simple]

Here is my top two:

I love that shit

 

[shawndavid]

It terrifies me to look at that and see how serious I was getting with that cigarette.

I would have paid $200 for a hand job with Miss Wonderful up there...

 

[thrawn]

He has short arms

That was one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

 

[thrawn]

I have no list.

 

[fly]

That was one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

I looked over there to repost it, but its been pruned.

 

[Sp`ange]

in this order:

Marcia Cross

Amy Wynn

Catherine Zeta Jones

Jeri Ryan

 

[APRIL]

^ Any particular reason?

 

[bast_imret]

These are my top two:

 

[Sp`ange]

^ Any particular reason?

Jeri Ryan: Nerd factor (played 7 of 9 on Voyager) and the only blonde
Catherine Zeta Jones: Great ass and Welsh
Amy Wynn: Nice lookin' + Power tool skills = HOT!
Marcia Cross: Just plain hot. Red hair and pale skin.




fake edit: posted with one-handed typing.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Boy there is just no accounting for taste, I tell you what.

 

[Sp`ange]

Boy there is just no accounting for taste, I tell you what.

My list includes whoever this is:

And theac.

 

[ZRH]

Catherine Zeta Jones: Great ass and Welsh

I'm welsh and have a great ass. Why am I not on the list?

 

[shawndavid]

I'm welsh and have a great ass. Why am I not on the list?

The only thing you lack is cause celebre.

 

[thrawn]

The only thing you lack is cause celebre.

He's famous in parts of Pennsylvania and upper Michigan.

 

[thrawn]

I looked over there to repost it, but its been pruned.

So it has. Wonder if one of the mods would move it to archives so you could link it?

 

[Sp`ange]

I'm welsh and have a great ass. Why am I not on the list?

1) you're a guy*
2) blonde
3) you're a guy*
4) no boobs
5) you're a guy*
6) your mouth isn't big enough
7) you're a guy*




*may vary depending on state

 

[Dharma1521]

1) you're a guy*
2) blonde
3) you're a guy*
4) no boobs
5) you're a guy*
6) your mouth isn't big enough
7) you're a guy*




*may vary depending on state

HEY HEY I'm part Welsh and have the booty.

 

[thrawn]

HEY HEY I'm part Welsh and have the booty.

No mention of boobies, I think the woman is a farce.