Hawt Ladies, take note

[APRIL]

obviously I don't give a shit. I'm only home to sleep for the most part. what do I need a bunch of groceries for that will go bad?

Youll never attract long-term vagina with that attitude, mister.

 

[JAXvillain]

Youll never attract long-term vagina with that attitude, mister.

I just take sleepovers out to breakfast the next morning and then send them on their way

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You're probably missing out on some good home cooking that way

 

[APRIL]

You're probably missing out on some good home cooking that way

Ya, it makes my tummy hurt to imagine eating out that much. Bleh.

You can't have a woman in the kitchen if there isn't food anywhere to be found.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ya, it makes my tummy hurt to imagine eating out that much. Bleh.

You can't have a woman in the kitchen if there isn't food anywhere to be found.

Sure you can
She just wont be able to cook anything

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Scrubbing floors is always good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If the chains long enough she can get over to the laundry room too.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If it's down a couple flights of stairs, that could make a lot of noise in the stairwell and spoil your TV shows.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

During TV hours she should be quietly curled up in the cabinet under the sink anyways

 

[Shalimar]

During TV hours she should be quietly curled up in the cabinet under the sink anyways

i would insert "will dj for heat" here, but alas.. it's like 41 steps to post a picture.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

During TV hours she should be quietly curled up in the cabinet under the sink anyways

Well who's going to fetch the beer then?

 

[JAXvillain]

Well who's going to fetch the beer then?

I have a dumb waiter to one of the bars below me that I send down for pitchers

 

[Duke]

"If your gonna be bitchin' go do it in the kitchen!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have a dumb waiter to one of the bars below me that I send down for pitchers

Electronic I assume, otherwise you'll need a butler to man the pulley at least.

 

[JAXvillain]

Electronic I assume, otherwise you'll need a butler to man the pulley at least.

but of course

 

[dbzeag]

Well the proper bitch (not any of you lovely ladies here are bitches, well maybe except fly on her time of the month) would have a roaster going with meat and potatos on low slow heat while doing the rest of the cleaning/serving beers, foot massages, dutch oven-receiving. Of course also having the laundry work its magic and have roomba do its thing. The real keeper would have porn that you like also downloading in the background while all of this is going on.

 

[dbzeag]

Oh, and she would/should be always presentable, wearing French maid outfit or whatever you have approved.

 

[JAXvillain]

you're like a gay june cleaver

 

[Duke]

you're like a gay june cleaver

Except he's never hard on the beaver.

 

[JAXvillain]

badum psh