Krispy Kreme selling Abortion Doughnuts!!!11

[Sarcasmo]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2009/01/pro-life_group_up_in_arms_over.php

Krispy Kreme, being the genial purveyor of glazed goodness that it is, decided to get in on the Obama inauguration craze and is offering one free doughnut to every customer on January 20, Inauguration day, and released this seemingly innocuous press release:

"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."

Well, The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion doughnuts.

 

[APRIL]

Wow, way to look paranoid ALL.

 

[Duke]

They need to repeal any law that criminalizes punching someone who really deserves it right in the jaw.

 

[JAXvillain]

someone go to kk and ask for an abortion donut on free donut day

 

[kiwi]

I'd go, if I didn't already know it's going to be packed and insane that day.

Edit: And if there donuts were actually any good.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Edit: And if there donuts were actually any good.

What the hell did you just say?

 

[APRIL]

Those there donuts.

 

[tre]

mmmm jelly donuts

 

[Wessels]

omg we can't even use words anymore!! what is america coming to!

mmmm jelly donuts

IS PEOPLE!!

 

[plot]

krispy kreme has shitty donuts. i'm soooo over them.

is this only at krispy kreme stores? becuase all of our gas stations, grocery stores, etc. carry them

 

[kiwi]

What the hell did you just say?

There donuts are only sub par. If I was shopping next door to one I'd run in and grab a free one, but I'm not going to make a special trip just for them.

 

[tre]

Tim Hortons > *

 

[APRIL]

krispy kreme has shitty donuts. i'm soooo over them.

is this only at krispy kreme stores? becuase all of our gas stations, grocery stores, etc. carry them

I agree! Everyone says that I'm insane, but I much prefer Shipleys over the sugar cubes KK passes as donuts.

 

[simple]

I agree! Everyone says that I'm insane, but I much prefer Shipleys over the sugar cubes KK passes as donuts.

it's just a shame they are only in the deep south

 

[APRIL]

it's just a shame they are only in the deep south

It is a darn shame! They are not in Florida either.

 

[Onnotangu]

who the hell let's these people speak? I mean why our how to do you jump to the conclusion that the word choice means abortion..when you are talking about a FUCKING TASTY AND SUGARY FUCKING DOUGHNUT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!


RAGE!!! RAGE!!!! BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!

 

[APRIL]

who the hell let's these people speak? I mean why our how to do you jump to the conclusion that the word choice means abortion..when you are talking about a FUCKING TASTY AND SUGARY FUCKING DOUGHNUT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!


RAGE!!! RAGE!!!! BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!

Relax relax... here have a doughnut... mmmm doughnut.

 

[Dharma1521]

who the hell let's these people speak? I mean why our how to do you jump to the conclusion that the word choice means abortion..when you are talking about a FUCKING TASTY AND SUGARY FUCKING DOUGHNUT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!


RAGE!!! RAGE!!!! BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!

Yeah I have black rage too.


rage!!!1

 

[Onnotangu]

Relax relax... here have a doughnut... mmmm doughnut.

glazed?

 

[ERage]

aborted fetus + Cuisinart = raspberry jelly filling

I thought everybody knew this.