Kinda funny email

shawndavid

Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
If Canada closes its borders, what will we do?
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> Subject: Illegal Alien Liberals
> From the MANITOBA HERALD, Canada
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> The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
> has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
> to stop the illegal immigration. The possibility of a McCain/Palin
> election is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear
> they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
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> Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
> sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing
> their fields at night. “I went out to milk the cows the other day, and
> there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Manitoba
> farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The
> producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could
> spare a latte and some free-range chicken.
>
> In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
> fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers
> that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.
> "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and
> Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."
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> Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
> near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive
> them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot
> of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario
> border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking
> water." They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
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> When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
> wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
> have been circulating about the McCain administration establishing
> re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to shoot wolves
> from airplanes, deny evolution, and act out drills preparing them for
> the Rapture.
>
> In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of
> crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on
> bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a
> half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian
> immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
> senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to
> prove they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the
> accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about
> their age," an official said.
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> Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
> creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
> Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the
> Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said.
> "How many art-history and English majors does one country need?"
 
sooooo many people are saying if Mccain gets elected they're leaving the country.


thing is, those same people said that 4 years ago when bush was reelected and they're still here.