Killer Amoeba's on the loose in FL

I dunno, but the word "amoeba" always made me laugh so much. So much so, that as a kid, I'd run around calling people that and kill mysef laughing.
 
I just think it's fucking crazy that you can't go into the Ocean because of Red Tide or some other infected alge and now you can't go into freshwater here. It's all because we don't get enough cold days to kill all these damn things off. Plus there was a snake in my house today....:mad:living by the bay
 
The amoebae begin to consume the cells of the brain piecemeal by means of a unique sucker apparatus extended from their cell surface.

Ewwww....
 
And freezing to death.

For the idiots around us anyway.

Like the ones that die when their Toyota's floor-mat jams the gas-pedal at full-throttle and don't bother shifting to that crazy 'N' gear :tard:

I have blankets in my car, and matches, and road flares, and MREs, and a knife, and a small socket set. My mom had the same thing too :lol:

That's basic car driving, o_O
 
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