This wonderful man would have been 50 today.
I still remember when I found out that he was gone
God, why did you take him? Was it because you're a dick?
Instead, you left us with other, shittier comedians
God, next time you try to take someone so awesome, could you just DIAF?
Just kidding, there isn't anyone as awesome as he was
We miss you buddy,
Wish you were here, even if you were in a van down by the river
I still remember when I found out that he was gone
God, why did you take him? Was it because you're a dick?
Instead, you left us with other, shittier comedians
God, next time you try to take someone so awesome, could you just DIAF?
Just kidding, there isn't anyone as awesome as he was
We miss you buddy,
Wish you were here, even if you were in a van down by the river
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