GAY Judgy Thread

Domon

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May 19, 2011
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I secretly judge people that take the elevator.

I get downstairs far faster than you taking the stairs, while you're still sitting there waiting for the ding.

Slow walkers are literally hitler.
Slow walkers that block sidewalks or stairs are Goebbels.
 
I constantly get mad at people in public, in my head.

OH MY GOD DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO STOP AND CHAT WITH YOUR FRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FUCKING GROCERY AISLE, I MEAN FUCKS SAKES YOU'RE STANDING IN FRONT OF THE MILK. YEAH THAT'S ME LOOKING AT YOU, MAKING THE POLITE "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY" GESTURE, NO TAKE YOUR TIME, YOU'RE ALMOST DONE CHATTING...

5 minutes later...

OH MY GOD YOU KNOW THE FUCKING CASHIER AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GOSSIP WITH EACH OTHER.

Grocery store socialites are literally hitler^2.
 
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People who bitch about the weather.

Don't like the weather? then do something about it! annoy the fuck about everyone else around you!
 
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Motherfuckers who ask for help, then interrupt you 3 words into every sentence every time you try to speak.

Fuck those fucking fucks.

Oh yeah, and people who don't know how the fuck to do the most basic things on a computer, like putting a shortcut on a desktop. WASTES OF FUCKING LIFE