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The 'Bush is stupid, bush did this, bush is a monkey' get's monotonous quicklyfly said:
But then again, so did his constant jokes regarding Clinton's assignations
Jon Stewart at the emmy's
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But then again, so did his constant jokes regarding Clinton's assignations
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Jon Stewart is good. His humor tends to be dry and on the inside, and that's typically my favorite style. I don't watch his show much, but whenever I do it cracks me up.
I love Lewis Black, too. He's one of my favorite stand up comedians. Eddie Izzard is a good one also.
I love Lewis Black, too. He's one of my favorite stand up comedians. Eddie Izzard is a good one also.
OMG......I love Lewis Black. It's something about his hands, just makes it so much funnier when he's makinga point. I used to talk about him but no one knew who he was, so I gave up. My favorite was a stand-up I saw where he was ytalking about what causes brain anyerisms (sp?)Sarcasmo said:
Bubbles said:
I've seen all of his shows. Several times. I love it when he starts getting frustrated or really confused and goes "uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh" while shaking his head back and forth and rolling his eyes back. He's awesome.
Mitch Hedberg was good too. I saw a few of his shows here in Dallas at the Improv. RIP, Mitch.
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Sarcasmo said:
Are these people on TV? I never heard of any of these people - where am I on an island shipwrecked somewhere WTF?
Sarcasmo said:I've seen all of his shows. Several times. I love it when he starts getting frustrated or really confused and goes "uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh" while shaking his head back and forth and rolling his eyes back. He's awesome.
Mitch Hedberg was good too. I saw a few of his shows here in Dallas at the Improv. RIP, Mitch.
wtf, mitch died???
I love lewis black too!
why_ask_why said:
He died of a heart attack on March 30th in his hotel in New Jersey, right before a show. The show that was scheduled for Dallas a few nights later (which I had tickets to) was obviously cancelled afterwards.
Only 37 years old.
I loved his comedy.gottoys? said:
Comedy Central sometimes, comedy club circuits (if you ever go to them), etc. If you keep up with a few it's easier to find out about the others through news on websites and whatnot because you're usually checking around.
Sarcasmo said:He died of a heart attack on March 30th in his hotel in New Jersey, right before a show. The show that was scheduled for Dallas a few nights later (which I had tickets to) was obviously cancelled afterwards.
Only 37 years old.
he did the radio commercial voiceovers for the atlanta thrashers
damned funny guy, that's a shame
why_ask_why said:he did the radio commercial voiceovers for the atlanta thrashers
damned funny guy, that's a shame
"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music" As though there's another way you can take it in. Your not special. That's how I recieve it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work."
"I went to the park and saw a kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed."
"I was at the airport and this guy came up to me and said I saw you on tv last night. He didn't say if I was any good. He just told me where I was. So turned away for a minute and said Hey I saw you at the airport a minute ago. You were good."
I can't get into flossing, I can't. People who smoke say you don't know how hard it is to stop smoking. Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. You seem jittery. Yeah, I'm about to floss.
"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera."
"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil and the devil is....Dill."
"Alcoholism, is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, your an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn't sound right."
"I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology."
"I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you."
"I've been working the colleges and I always buy the shirts from the college, because they're quality shirts. But people always get the wrong idea. I'm walking around wearing a Washington U shirt and someone says "Hey Washington U, Did you go there?" Yeah! It was a Wednesday."
"Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them."
"I opened a yogurt and underneath the lid it said "please try again" they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I had opened the yogurt wrong.Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. Come on Mitch, don't give up! An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top."
"I brought a donut and the guy gave me a recieipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I can not imagine the senerio where I would have to prove that I broughrt a donut. Some skeptical friend. Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here."
"When you go a resturant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list. They say Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two , and if no one answers they'll say the name again, Dufrane, party of two. Bu then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. Bush party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes, No one seems to care, who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now ,with duct tape over their mouths and they're hungry.That's a double whammy! We need help! Bush search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes."
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R.I.P.
This was a big loss to the comic community. It happened right after the Pope died. I remember actually being moved by this and feeling nothing for the Pope.
Here are some good quotes as well:
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
"I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy."
"I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell FORE, but I was too busy mumbling that ain't no way that's gonna hit him."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good a a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
"I was at this casino minding my own business and this guy came up to me and said your gonna have to move you're blocking a fire exit. As if there were a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit."
"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never seen an Escalator temporarily out of order sign, just Escaloaor temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."