thrawn said:John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
OMFGthrawn said:John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
thrawn said:BUBBLES, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Cause those guys already have boyfriends
thrawn said:BUBBLES, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Cause those guys already have boyfriends
Ma171aC said:i take offense to that!!!
*edit* my boyfriends going to kick your ass
thrawn said:BUBBLES, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Cause those guys already have boyfriends
ChikkenNoodul said:A testicular cancer patient sees a urologist to schedule an orchiectomy. The doctor tells him the operation will cost $4,000. The patient asks him if there's any way he can get a discount. The doctor answers, "well, I could do two for the price of one".
ChikkenNoodul said:A testicular cancer patient sees a urologist to schedule an orchiectomy. The doctor tells him the operation will cost $4,000. The patient asks him if there's any way he can get a discount. The doctor answers, "well, I could do two for the price of one".
ChikkenNoodul said:A testicular cancer patient sees a urologist to schedule an orchiectomy. The doctor tells him the operation will cost $4,000. The patient asks him if there's any way he can get a discount. The doctor answers, "well, I could do two for the price of one".