Hawt Joke thread.

[hydra]

holy fuck are you faggots going full faggot

oh yeah motherfucker? would it be full faggot if i snuck into your house late and night and got in bed with you? would it be faggot if I spooned you from behind and gently stroked your hair and whispered how lucky i am to have found you? im not gay but ill do it just to fuck you.

 

[hydra]

i mean fuck WITH you. how do I edit?

 

[hydra]

and also im hoping you'd choke me a little when you woke up. god that would be so hot. girls hands just arent strong enough anymore.

 

[thintoast]

rofl A+ hydra

 

[Duke]

oh yeah motherfucker? would it be full faggot if i snuck into your house late and night and got in bed with you? would it be faggot if I spooned you from behind and gently stroked your hair and whispered how lucky i am to have found you? im not gay but ill do it just to fuck you.

WHAT DOES BEING GAY HAVE TO DO WITH ACTING LIKE A FAGGOT HUH HUH?!?

 

[Jehannum]

WHAT DOES BEING GAY HAVE TO DO WITH ACTING LIKE A FAGGOT HUH HUH?!?

I'm not sure what being gay and bundles of sticks have in common, other than a preference for wood.

 

[Duke]

I'm not sure what being gay and bundles of sticks have in common, other than a preference for wood.

Not sure what a preference for wood has to do with being gay. I mean, we all know they have a preference for feather boas and taffeta so I don't even see how wood fits in here.

 

[Domon]

Not sure what a preference for wood has to do with being gay. I mean, we all know they have a preference for feather boas and taffeta so I don't even see how wood fits in here.

and here i thought being gay just meant you had a preference for men.

 

[hydra]

Not sure what a preference for wood has to do with being gay. I mean, we all know they have a preference for feather boas and taffeta so I don't even see how wood fits in here.

not sure what a preference for feather boas and taffeta have to do with being gay. allegedly straight crossfit hipsters wear so i don't even see how boas fit in here

 

[hydra]

ps - id like to fit my wood in there

 

[hydra]

 

[Duke]

not sure what a preference for feather boas and taffeta have to do with being gay. allegedly straight crossfit hipsters wear so i don't even see how boas fit in here

boas fit in everywhere man. it's how they are taking over the everglades.

 

[plot]

WHAT DOES BEING GAY HAVE TO DO WITH ACTING LIKE A FAGGOT HUH HUH?!?

thintoast is the only fag here.

 

[thintoast]

Hubrub brub brub brub brub brub.

Jokes on you though, I don't ride a Harley.

 

[hydra]

Hubrub brub brub brub brub brub.

Jokes on you though, I don't ride a Harley.

Poser!

 

[hydra]

I really only like the V-rod, which is more like a Buell anyway.

 

[thintoast]

Poser!

I ride a Honda with an engine almost as big as the one in my Ford, with pipes that make it sound like a Shelby cobra at higher rpms. It's styled like a cruiser with a little bit of sport bike inspiration towards the back.

 

[Amstel]

I ride a Honda with an engine almost as big as the one in my Ford, with pipes that make it sound like a Shelby cobra at higher rpms. It's styled like a cruiser with a little bit of sport bike inspiration towards the back.

Careful, you can be drawn & quartered for blasphemy like this.

 

[hydra]

Is this one of the big Shadows (or whatever they call them now XTSRG something something darkside)?

If so, that's the bike I'd get if I were in the market. I'm too irresponsible for one, and I know it, so I don't have one.

 

[hydra]

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