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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

If peeing in your pants is cool; consider me Miles Davis.

Hi Miles, I'm Carys. I am very interested in purchasing your used underwear. Do you think we could get some kind of banter going on this subject?

 

[APRIL]

Hi Miles, I'm Carys. I am very interested in purchasing your used underwear. Do you think we could get some kind of banter going on this subject?

Ewww that's the grossest thing I've ever heard. LETS GO!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ewww that's the grossest thing I've ever heard. LETS GO!

I would require them to be vacuum packed for ultimate freshness upon arrival. Can you accomodate?

 

[APRIL]

I would require them to be vacuum packed for ultimate freshness upon arrival. Can you accomodate?

If you're going to stay home today, you can help me shave my arm pits.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm ready and waiting baby. I've been locked in your closet trying desperately to get out since January 25th.

 

[APRIL]

I'm ready and waiting baby. I've been locked in your closet trying desperately to get out since January 25th.

I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Could you please let me out? At first it was comfy with all your carpets and all but I've now read your entire book collection and my leg beard is an impressive 7inches long.

 

[APRIL]

Could you please let me out? At first it was comfy with all your carpets and all but I've now read your entire book collection and my leg beard is an impressive 7inches long.

How about you, sideburns... you want some of this milk???

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So that I can turn my moustache white to match my greying, aging, deformed side burns?

What a cruel sense of humour you have.

 

[APRIL]

So that I can turn my moustache white to match my greying, aging, deformed side burns?

What a cruel sense of humour you have.

Everybody on the bus? GOOD GREAT GRAND WONDERFUL!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Everybody on the bus? GOOD GREAT GRAND WONDERFUL!

Next stop Bat Country!

 

[APRIL]

Next stop Bat Country!

Don't tell me my business devil woman!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

A driver never tells of his final destination.

 

[APRIL]

A driver never tells of his final destination.

I'll get you damn kids for this, you're all gonna die!!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Would you politely reverse your ve-he-cal from my lawn ma'am.