Food Jerkoff parents reveal "gender neutral" childs gender

[Coqui]

But do you provide those things to him so he can hvae the choice, or do you just foster stereotypically masculine toys and clothing and artwork exclusively?

He saw his mom painting her fingernails. He asked very politely if he could get his painted to. His fingernails were painted.

He asked for my little pony ponies (he likes all animals) we put it on his wish list (because his birthday and Christmas were coming up) No one got it for him, and when he got money for Christmas, he had a choice between Thomas the Train, Pixar's Cars, La La Loopsie, and My little Pony. He chose the Car characters himself, but he had full permission to go with the more "girly" toys if he wanted them.

Most of his shirts don't have manly print on them. Not because we don't want to further genderizing him, but because mom feels that printed Tees are tacky.

 

[DJBrenton]

Which is why tardwife brought you a new phone round 2 days ago ON MY BIRTHFUCKINDAY

 

[ZRH]

Ive had a nice quantitiy of gin. Dates are no longer by strong point this evebing,

Dude, I've had 6-7 resiling-vodka glasses since I got home from work.

Your birthday is... july 16th?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Which is why tardwife brought you a new phone round 2 days ago ON MY BIRTHFUCKINDAY

She never mentioned it was your birthday.

Maybe she forgot too.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dude, I've had 6-7 resiling-vodka glasses since I got home from work.

Your birthday is... july 16th?

19th.

Better guess than eesh will make this year though. Congrats.

 

[DJBrenton]

Dude, I've had 6-7 resiling-vodka glasses since I got home from work.

Your birthday is... july 16th?

Carys is the July one?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whats all this shit about?
Someone cliff me up over here.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Carys is the July one?

If only everyone here knew how many times youve said that for real.

You can hat eon me all you like but it was you calling me when filling out forms asking when my sisters birthday was.

So huh

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Your toblerone is in the mail.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Whats all this shit about?
Someone cliff me up over here.

I missed my dads birthday by 2 days. It was on the 18th. Which is funny cos my mums was the 16th. And I forgot that too it seems.

I should feel bad.

 

[DJBrenton]

Some tard is trying (probably unsuccesfully) to do a worse job of bringing their child up than I did with NME.

 

[DJBrenton]

Your toblerone is in the mail.

You probably mean the mall.

 

[ZRH]

19th.

Better guess than eesh will make this year though. Congrats.

I would take a bow but I'm not sure if I can stand up.

 

[Coqui]

Whats all this shit about?
Someone cliff me up over here.

Dumbass parents don't want son to be a boy so they make everything to be about being feminine.
Carys forgot Brenton's birthday. And he's not happy about it. She proceeds to blame everyone else but herself.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Some tard is trying (probably unsuccesfully) to do a worse job of bringing their child up than I did with NME.

That is you rbirthday present, from me to you. By reassuring you you didnt do the worsest job in the world. well dnoe!11

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Some tard is trying (probably unsuccesfully) to do a worse job of bringing their child up than I did with NME.

I hardly thing thats possible, you did a spectacular job a fucking that child up.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I would take a bow but I'm not sure if I can stand up.

Wahey!!!

United we stand

Drunk we fall

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I hardly thing thats possible, you did a spectacular job a fucking that child up.

Quite so. Quite so.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Lets up balme DJb for what I have become.

 

[DJBrenton]

I hardly thing thats possible, you did a spectacular job a fucking that child up.

Thank you. But I can't take all the credit. Drugs and neglect played their part too.