Food Jerkoff parents reveal "gender neutral" childs gender

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Don't tell me I actually missed your birthday.

If so I blame my brother. He still hasn't given me a fucking calendar for this year.

And I've been somewhat preoccupied with my friends wife being in intensive care after removing a tumour in her back.

/sob story

 

[dbzeag]

Whatever the gender, a little trimming around the waistline is called for I think.

TSRH. A diet and exercise program can never start too early.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Anyway it's your stupid mothers fault for giving birth too soon after Christmas.



Yes. I'm drunk.

 

[ZRH]

Don't tell me I actually missed your birthday.

If so I blame my brother. He still hasn't given me a fucking calendar for this year.

And I've been somewhat preoccupied with my friends wife being in intensive care after removing a tumour in her back.

/sob story

Everyone knows youre dead inside.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Everyone knows youre dead inside.

Yeah that too.

If I missed his birthday Ill take any excuse you can offer.

 

[Amstel]

I think you fucked up quotes

no. When I read that all I could imagine was a saucy Kindergarten teacher snapping that off to one of the kids asking why sasha gets to mix & match.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

In fact your honour I blame the gin my father gave me for Christmas which I've been drinking for days now. It's made me lose track of time.

 

[ZRH]

TSRH. A diet and exercise program can never start too early.

Yes, yes it can. My cousin never let her kids have white flour or sugar. Guess who has eating disorders now.

 

[DJBrenton]

My birthday was 2 days after your mothers this year. Come to think of it. It was 2 days after your mothers last year too. I'm starting to spot a pattern here. Don't worry. Your mother bought a card and wrote 'from Carys' on it.




Again.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Buggering hell. Is it bad that I had to search on here for last years thread to confirm that I missed his birthday by two days?

Doesnt tht mean its my mothers birthday today?

o shit.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My birthday was 2 days after your mothers this year. Come to think of it. It was 2 days after your mothers last year too. I'm starting to spot a pattern here. Don't worry. Your mother bought a card and wrote 'from Carys' on it.




Again.

Did she really>

Last year I got you a nice thread on here with muy name on it.

 

[DJBrenton]

No, the other way round you thoughtless waste of space. You may have missed my birthday by 2 days, but you managed to miss your mothers birthday by a whole 4 days.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

No, the other way round you thoughtless waste of space. You may have missed my birthday by 2 days, but you managed to miss your mothers birthday by a whole 4 days.

You get that insult for free.

But only because its yoru birthday,

 

[ZRH]

Buggering hell. Is it bad that I had to search on here for last years thread to confirm that I missed his birthday by two days?

I'm surprised they dont know you have the mental acuity of a screen door.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I have a 15 year Aberlour that's been on my shelf since around 1998.

 

[DJBrenton]

No it's not! It was my birthday 2 whole fuckin' days ago!!!!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm surprised they dont know you have the mental acuity of a screen door.

Ive had a nice quantitiy of gin. Dates are no longer by strong point this evebing,

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

No it's not! It was my birthday 2 whole fuckin' days ago!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YAAAA

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

May as well celebrate today, it's not ilke you did on your birthday anyway

PBVIOUSLY.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Cna I also mention that my phone was broke and I lsot my numbers and hterefore could not call you?

Like I totally intended to.