JAXXOR AND HNE: get in here and explain yourselves..

BigNev said:
grandma is gonna be the maid of honor.


nah, there's a bald headed porno producer in Cali who would be top choice for those honors :fly:
 
BigNev said:
She just said "We're getting married"

And I was all like, "Okay..."



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April23 said:
Waynes doing my hair that week. Sorry.


he is just going to be the honorary bridesmaid....you know ...like an honorary pallbearer - they don't get to actually carry the casket, they just get mentioned :fly:

fuck ghey ceremonies and god-awful gowns and piggishly feeding eachother cake :tard:
 
happily neverafter said:
he is just going to be the honorary bridesmaid....you know ...like an honorary pallbearer - they don't get to actually carry the casket, they just get mentioned :fly:

fuck ghey ceremonies and god-awful gowns and piggishly feeding eachother cake :tard:

Sounds like you need a trip to Vegas. :fly:
 
elpmis said:
your wife sucks

If I had to choose between my wife and twinkies, I would choose my wife. Thats how awesome she is. She's actually cooler then me in person.
 
jaxxor said:
stop stealing from me. I gave you like, 5k :p


i will give it all back if someone ANYONE will remove that hideous picture from under your username :tard:
 
happily neverafter said:
i will give it all back if someone ANYONE will remove that hideous picture from under your username :tard:

gods below! that was horrible! glad it's gone.