Ive got $50 to spend

[kiwi]

KNYTE: Buy a knife and ski mask then mug people with them. Then, at tax time, write the knife/ski mask off as a business expense, thus increasing your mugging profits further.

You've just been given a lesson in KNYTEconomics.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

put the cash towards a new mattress

and get rid of the one stained with the conquest of dozens of women? Never!

 

[ruthless]

buy a homeless guy dinner, good karma can be priceless!

 

[Thorn Bird]

random acts of kindness make my day. i LOVE surprising people like that. usually my gestures aren't so grand, but the surprise of whatever makes anything worth it.

 

[ERage]

buy a homeless guy some whiskey, it's December and they need to warm up too!

fixt

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Theres an excellent used book store by the macdonalds across town.
I wonder what the benefit package there is like?

Well, you get to finish every shift smelling like eau 'de grease trap. You also probably would get a discount on dollar menu items.

 

[ruthless]

fixt

same concept... lol

 

[ZRH]

fixt

...No one is going to say it? Fine.

'Light a bum on fire, so he's warm for christmas.'