Syrup Beaver
pants log
Here at the office, we've got stacks of magazines all about caulk showing real pros expertly caulking everything imaginable.
elpmis said:no peter rabbit, I'm just a whore in general, I love caulk, cock, tire irons, whatever you can shove up my ass I'll take it - I'm even game for animals too; bears, elephants, cats, you can even get creative, a deer with a hat on, a dog with stickers all over him, a bunny covered in brake dust, dude whatever you can think of I'm a whore for
I saw that one article where the dude caulks all over the great wall of china - and then those short fucks hosted the winter olympics on itChikkenNoodul said:Here at the office, we've got stacks of magazines all about caulk showing real pros expertly caulking everything imaginable.
Dropping trou at the batting cage++elpmis said:no peter rabbit, I'm just a whore in general, I love caulk, cock, tire irons, whatever you can shove up my ass I'll take it - I'm even game for animals too; bears, elephants, cats, you can even get creative, a deer with a hat on, a dog with stickers all over him, a bunny covered in brake dust, dude whatever you can think of I'm a whore for
elpmis said:you gonna blow it in the cracks whether there's mildew or not?
I enjoyed that one so much I wasn't paying attention and got caulk all over my pantselpmis said:I saw that one article where the dude caulks all over the great wall of china - and then those short fucks hosted the winter olympics on it
that shit was great
ChikkenNoodul said:Dropping trou at the batting cage++
Or Meatloaf, that fucker smells like rancid herringelpmis said:I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
Yeah, that's just a warmup for the guys who've graduated to greased catsNMEs Boob Warmer said:The real men can take the fast pitch without even flinching
Geez, it kinda pooled on the floorelpmis said:premature ecaulkulation?
Just got off the phone, job is calling for pinkish mauve. I met a guy in rehab last week that specializes in that shade, I'll get him right on thatelpmis said:are you fucking serious?
you'll be eating starbursts all fucking day!
Brown bagging it today, eh?elpmis said:I'm gonna take a shit and get some lunch - bbl