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[Syrup Beaver]

Here at the office, we've got stacks of magazines all about caulk showing real pros expertly caulking everything imaginable.

 

[simple]

Ive been contracted to do some caulk work in the "bath house" down town tonight.
Im quite excited.

you gonna blow it in the cracks whether there's mildew or not?

 

[Desslock]

no peter rabbit, I'm just a whore in general, I love caulk, cock, tire irons, whatever you can shove up my ass I'll take it - I'm even game for animals too; bears, elephants, cats, you can even get creative, a deer with a hat on, a dog with stickers all over him, a bunny covered in brake dust, dude whatever you can think of I'm a whore for

Manchurian dick clamps?

 

[simple]

Here at the office, we've got stacks of magazines all about caulk showing real pros expertly caulking everything imaginable.

I saw that one article where the dude caulks all over the great wall of china - and then those short fucks hosted the winter olympics on it

that shit was great

 

[Syrup Beaver]

no peter rabbit, I'm just a whore in general, I love caulk, cock, tire irons, whatever you can shove up my ass I'll take it - I'm even game for animals too; bears, elephants, cats, you can even get creative, a deer with a hat on, a dog with stickers all over him, a bunny covered in brake dust, dude whatever you can think of I'm a whore for

Dropping trou at the batting cage++

 

[simple]

Manchurian dick clamps?

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

 

[Percy Thrillington]

you gonna blow it in the cracks whether there's mildew or not?

nary a crack will be spared

 

[simple]

Dropping trou at the batting cage++

it's the only way to properly show little boys how to keep their weight on their back foot while swinging

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I saw that one article where the dude caulks all over the great wall of china - and then those short fucks hosted the winter olympics on it

that shit was great

I enjoyed that one so much I wasn't paying attention and got caulk all over my pants

 

[Percy Thrillington]

Dropping trou at the batting cage++

The real men can take the fast pitch without even flinching

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

Or Meatloaf, that fucker smells like rancid herring

 

[simple]

I enjoyed that one so much I wasn't paying attention and got caulk all over my pants

premature ecaulkulation?

 

[simple]

when I was 5 I found an old dusty caulk gun in my grandparent's tool shed - I tired to squeeze some caulk out of it but it wouldn't release any goo, so I took it to my grandma and she said it was my grandfather's before he passed away in the war - she said it was too old and wouldn't work anymore ... so she pulled down my pants and gave me the best damn head I ever got and told me my caulk gun worked just fine

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The real men can take the fast pitch without even flinching

Yeah, that's just a warmup for the guys who've graduated to greased cats

 

[Syrup Beaver]

premature ecaulkulation?

Geez, it kinda pooled on the floor

That's gonna have to get scraped up

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just got a call for a job that needed some colored caulk to match the tiles, that shit is special order bitch

 

[simple]

Just got a call for a job that needed some colored caulk to match the tiles, that shit is special order bitch

are you fucking serious?

you'll be eating starbursts all fucking day!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

are you fucking serious?

you'll be eating starbursts all fucking day!

Just got off the phone, job is calling for pinkish mauve. I met a guy in rehab last week that specializes in that shade, I'll get him right on that

 

[simple]

I'm gonna take a shit and get some lunch - bbl

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm gonna take a shit and get some lunch - bbl

Brown bagging it today, eh?