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[simple]

I recently presented an excellent caulk gunner and dear friend, Jim Yeal, with the 2003-2004 "Silver Caulk Gun" for his work shooting his caulk and filling holes all over our local Knights of Columbus Hall.

Anyways, it has been bugging the hell out of me that I didn't win the award myself and I guess I really don't know shit about how to use a caulk gun...

can you guys help me out?

 

[CletusJones]

i'll show you how to use a caulk gun all right.

 

[fly]

I'd give you the "My Head Looks Like an Alien Award."

 

[fly]

Or 'Most Likely to Use Shoulder Pads And Cut Babies Out of Moms Then Rape The Baby' Award.

 

[simple]

I'm very insecure about my alien head, I'll thank you not to poke fun at it you motherfucker

 

[simple]

That pic was taken right before I ran my car over HifiGirly's stupid ass family lawyer

 

[Desslock]

You put the caulk in the crack

 

[Nyx]

i'll show you how to use a caulk gun all right.

How do you use a caulk gun anyway?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You know we were all thinking it , so:

 

[Desslock]

elfpenis luvs the caulk

 

[fly]

elfpenis luvs the caulk

HAHAHHAAH THATS PUNNY

 

[simple]

elfpenis luvs the caulk

blow some caulk in my face big daddy

but remember to mix it well with hershey's chocolate powder before you shoot it - since you're black

 

[Syrup Beaver]

This one guy on the job, Mel, really LOVED the caulk, I mean he'd be all smellin' and flicking his tounge at it while squeezing it into the tightest cracks imaginable. One day, when we had a big hotel job to do, he got an offer from a pretty wealthy guy to just work on his caulk.

 

[simple]

You know we were all thinking it , so:
*pic*

 

[Syrup Beaver]

This one dude's caulk was all runny, he really did a piss-poor job of it.

 

[Desslock]

blow some caulk in my face big daddy

but remember to mix it well with hershey's chocolate powder before you shoot it - since you're black

So you're a blackcaulkwhore.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ive been contracted to do some caulk work in the "bath house" down town tonight.
Im quite excited.

 

[fly]

I like to caulk my shower. Daily.

 

[fly]

So you're a blackcaulkwhore.

 

[simple]

So you're a blackcaulkwhore.

no peter rabbit, I'm just a whore in general, I love caulk, cock, tire irons, whatever you can shove up my ass I'll take it - I'm even game for animals too; bears, elephants, cats, you can even get creative, a deer with a hat on, a dog with stickers all over him, a bunny covered in brake dust, dude whatever you can think of I'm a whore for