ITT: We Write an Erotic Story and Sumbit it to Literotica

"We were throwing a surprise party for a friend on a web forum down at a ranch in Georgia. She was a chick with a hot body and a nice ass.jpg. We all get to the farm early and start setting things up before her nagging husband brought her. We all wish he'd stay back and doodle his admin panel, but things didn't work out that way. Actually, things were going somewhat smoothly, only had to remove drool's balls from a bulls ass so far... told him not to start early..."

The beautiful Pandora entered the barn naked underneath a dripping wet white negligee which the rain outside had made virtually see through. She stood for a moment and let everyone admire the curves of her breasts and her shapely legs as they peaked from under the sheer fabric...
 
JJ Lady said:
"We were throwing a surprise party for a friend on a web forum down at a ranch in Georgia. She was a chick with a hot body and a nice ass.jpg. We all get to the farm early and start setting things up before her nagging husband brought her. We all wish he'd stay back and doodle his admin panel, but things didn't work out that way. Actually, things were going somewhat smoothly, only had to remove drool's balls from a bulls ass so far... told him not to start early..."

The beautiful Pandora entered the barn naked underneath a dripping wet white negligee which the rain outside had made virtually see through. She stood for a moment and let everyone admire the curves of her breasts and her shapely legs as they peaked from under the sheer fabric...

HOT HOT HOT MORE MROE MORE
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 
Suddenly, in a blinding flash of hair and fur, a horse broke free from his cage and charged out, heading directly for the chick in the nonsensible white outfit. She attempted to get out of the way, but the horse was too fast. She was trampled beneath his powerful hooves as he escaped into the daylight.
 
The man in the corner performing unspeakable acts with a miniature heifer, walked casually over to the still twitching corpse. Unbuckling his shining black leather codpiece, (the only clothing that adorned his aging but still virile body other than a pocket strapped to his leg, it's contents a mystery) the man grunted and spat at the ground. Producing a magnificent sword of flesh, the tip gleaming in the filtered light streaming through the barn slats.
 
JJ Lady said:
"We were throwing a surprise party for a friend on a web forum down at a ranch in Georgia. She was a chick with a hot body and a nice ass.jpg. We all get to the farm early and start setting things up before her nagging husband brought her. We all wish he'd stay back and doodle his admin panel, but things didn't work out that way. Actually, things were going somewhat smoothly, only had to remove drool's balls from a bulls ass so far... told him not to start early..."

The beautiful Pandora entered the barn naked underneath a dripping wet white negligee which the rain outside had made virtually see through. She stood for a moment and let everyone admire the curves of her breasts and her shapely legs as they peaked from under the sheer fabric...

Quietly the taught stable hand slid behind her, sliding his fingers up her arms, gripping her shoulders. He pressed his lips to her shoulders, the dew on her warm skin like honey. He slowly dragged his lower lip up her neck, parting his lips momentairly to nibble her flesh as he wrapped an arm around her, squeezing her pert breast. His teeth found their way to her soft ear lobe, his breath hot and heavy as he whispered to her...

"...you're blocking my view of the horse..."
 
BigDov said:
:lol: You people suck at eroticism

His hands clenched the waistband of her jeans, pulling her closer. Slowly hetraced the curve of her back, dancing delicately up until they reached the tie to her halter top. A quick flick of the hands and it fell to her feet.

She gasped. The cool night air played across her bare bosom. She squeezed the seat of his pants and lunged for his soft lips.
 
JJ Lady said:
"We were throwing a surprise party for a friend on a web forum down at a ranch in Georgia. She was a chick with a hot body and a nice ass.jpg. We all get to the farm early and start setting things up before her nagging husband brought her. We all wish he'd stay back and doodle his admin panel, but things didn't work out that way. Actually, things were going somewhat smoothly, only had to remove drool's balls from a bulls ass so far... told him not to start early..."

The beautiful Pandora entered the barn naked underneath a dripping wet white negligee which the rain outside had made virtually see through. She stood for a moment and let everyone admire the curves of her breasts and her shapely legs as they peaked from under the sheer fabric...

JJ wins!!