ITT: We Write an Erotic Story and Sumbit it to Literotica

APRIL

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Write a few sentences, then the next person writes a few, you know that routine... Once the thread dies, I'll sumbit it to literotica. Hopefully it will be poasted. Anything that causes problems will be edited out... yadda yadda...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/index.php :tard:


Start:

We were throwing a surprise party for a friend on a web forum down at a ranch in Georgia. She was a chick with a hot body and a nice ass.jpg. We all get to the farm early and start setting things up before her nagging husband brought her. We all wish he'd stay back and doodle his admin panel, but things didn't work out that way. Actually, things were going somewhat smoothly, only had to remove drool's balls from a bulls ass so far... told him not to start early...
 
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smileynev

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then she showed up. And it turned out that everything she said online was a lie. She wasn't into farm animals or other chicks. She liked it straight, with her husband, in a loving and rewarding intimate relationship.
 
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smileynev

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Disappointed, the fat chick that got the whole thing going started to gorge on the buffet table that had been catered for the event. She couldn't stop eating, her tears of sorrow streaming down her face to mix with the mayo on her sandwich.
 
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smileynev

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Pound after juicy pound of sandwich meat slid down her wet, sloppy throat. She choaked momentarily on a a hot dog before pounding it down as well.
 

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Feel Free to Pee on Me
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:lol:


The smoke clears from the buffet table and in the distance you can see one of the farm hands galloping up on his clydesdale to meet us. You can also see the jars of mayo he had tied to his belt. The birthday girl got all excited and ran up to him leaving her skinny husband to fend for himself and his iriver. He came down off his horse and swept her off her feet and into the barn where everyone else was already getting started on the farm animals...
 
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smileynev

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disgusted by the turn of events, the man with the uneven floridian tan and slight lisp decided to call the local police. Unbeknownst to him, though, its quite legal in the state of Georgia to have relations with livestock and other animals, even if they are related by blood.
 

Galen

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His throbbing shaft -BURST- through the door, He demanded that my genetalia be unsheathed before his lustful, free-presbyterian eyes!
 

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Feel Free to Pee on Me
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Galen said:
His throbbing shaft -BURST- through the door, He demanded that my genetalia be unsheathed before his lustful, free-presbyterian eyes!

Busted: Galen's a freak dudes!
 

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Galen said:
His throbbing shaft -BURST- through the door, He demanded that my genetalia be unsheathed before his lustful, free-presbyterian eyes!
I'm not sure how to continue from this.
 
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smileynev

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She giggled softly as her mouth engulfed his man meat. Two quick chomps and it was devoured. He writhed in agony, but only for a short while as she sat down, crushing the life from his pained corpse.
 

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BigNev said:
She giggled softly as her mouth engulfed his man meat. Two quick chomps and it was devoured. He writhed in agony, but only for a short while as she sat down, crushing the life from his pained corpse.
Thankfully, there were air pockets under the blubbery mess of a woman. Sadly, most of the air pockets were farts. The muffled screams was all anyone heard, as she rubed one out on top of the poor bleeding soul.
 
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smileynev

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She rolled off the now crushed and flacid man, his mustached face imprinted on her left ass cheek. The sad floridian with a lisp and a limp cried. For there before him his lover, his confidant, his friend had perished.