ITT we talk about Tom Cruise and his freaky alien baby

[b_sinning]

I couldn't believe that flash card BS. Like she's going to read those while in labor.

 

[thrawn]

Of course she's going to scream, she's giving birth, it hurts, a lot. I think the only way to prevent any sound would be to remove her vocal cords.

Actually, that would improve her quite a bit, I think they should do that.

they should do that more frequently...to ease the birthing experience...honest

 

[zengirl]

That silent birth stuff is crazy. What BS.

no wonder Nicole Kidman adopted

 

[Atan Nolme]

Update

Cruise: My dad beat me

 

[zengirl]

Update

Cruise: My dad beat me

I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.

 

[Pandora]

I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.

Truely. Even his name is annoying.

 

[zengirl]

Truely. Even his name is annoying.

I want to kick him in the teeth. At 5'3" I'm tall enough to do it too

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I'm about ready for Cruise, Holmes and scientology to fall off the planet right about now...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm about ready for Cruise, Holmes and scientology to fall off the planet right about now...

now now, thats just the body thetans speaking, you dont really mean that.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

now now, thats just the body thetans speaking, you dont really mean that.

My body thetans are telling me I need some beer

 

[zengirl]

What if Scientologists are right?

 

[JAXvillain]

What if Scientologists are right?

then tom will be seated at the right hand of the father alien

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My body thetans are telling me I need some beer

Ya mine are always hollering for beer & pretzles and movies with boobies in them.

 

[JAXvillain]

Ya mine are always hollering for beer & pretzles and movies with boobies in them.

omg, scientologists ARE right!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What if Scientologists are right?

Then there's gonna be some disappointed aliens when they find out their main supporters are dumbass Hollywood types

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What if Scientologists are right?

Read about L Ron Hubbard the the origin of Scientology and youll never ask that question again.

 

[Pandora]

Then there's gonna be some disappointed aliens when they find out their main supporters are dumbass Hollywood types

I thought the Hollywood types WERE the aliens!

 

[JAXvillain]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?

 

[water]

I think Tom Cruise is the most annoying person on the planet right now.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/films/articles/21893629?source=Metro

So does everyone else...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

she is too cute...why and how did she end up with that jackoff again?

The magickal scientological powers++