ITT we talk about Tom Cruise and his freaky alien baby

[Sarcasmo]

omg Katie Holmes should be giving birth pretty soon. What do you think they will name it? My guesses are:

BOY: L. Ron Cruise
GIRL: L. Ron Cruise

 

[Bubbles]

OMG you follow this stuff

 

[Sarcasmo]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

 

[Valve1138]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

fuck, BEATEN!

 

[JAXvillain]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

I fap'd

 

[Bubbles]

Are you kidding me? I'm at my wit's end waiting for Xenu to break free from his volcano prison and be reborn via Katie's pulsating vaginal teleportation chamber.

I've been looking into getting a teleportation center constructed in mine.....you'd be suprised how expensive it is.

 

[Valve1138]

I've been looking into getting a teleportation center constructed in mine.....you'd be suprised how expensive it is.

Yeah, getting a crane in there would probably be a total bitch.

 

[water]

lol scientology? More like ScienTOOLogy. AM I RITE?

 

[JAXvillain]

Yeah, getting a crane in there would probably be a total bitch.

just kiddin ya bubbles

 

[my little brony]

I've been looking into getting a teleportation center constructed in mine.....you'd be suprised how expensive it is.

you could always just get it done in mexico. sure you might end up shooting gamma rays from your hoohoo-dilly but it'll be a lot cheaper than MSRP!

 

[Sarcasmo]

lol scientology? More like ScienTOOLogy. AM I RITE?

Hell yeah! Teach them how to pierce the veil, Knyte! And where they can find cool golden sheets buried in a field that will teach them how to be gods one day!

 

[Bubbles]

you could always just get it done in mexico. sure you might end up shooting gamma rays from your hoohoo-dilly but it'll be a lot cheaper than MSRP!

I have no comment, I just hit the wrong button

 

[ZRH]

lol scientology? More like ScienTOOLogy. AM I RITE?

...Omg I could so say so many things... and they would all be bad.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I just can't wait for the book 40 years from now:

"My dad was a complete loony nutjob" By L. Ron Cruise

 

[water]

...where they can find cool golden sheets buried in a field...

Plates, golden plates. Dumbass.

 

[thrawn]

THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE

 

[Sarcasmo]

Plates, golden plates. Dumbass.

Man, for years I've tried to figure out the relevance of gilded bedding.

I want my life back.

 

[b_sinning]

That silent birth stuff is crazy. What BS.

 

[Atan Nolme]

I'd love to be able to to PPV with this birth with lots of betting about whether or not she screams or has an epidural.

 

[kiwi]

I'd love to be able to to PPV with this birth with lots of betting about whether or not she screams or has an epidural.

Of course she's going to scream, she's giving birth, it hurts, a lot. I think the only way to prevent any sound would be to remove her vocal cords.

Actually, that would improve her quite a bit, I think they should do that.