"Dear Lord, please be with nev as he travails the path of darkness and makes his way back into the fold. May your peace be upon him in this trying time; please help him not lash out at the minimum wage workers moving his office furniture since his lazy ass couldn't take care of it on his own; please cover him with your anointing and comfort while he's away from cnn.com and any other potentially useless and defamatory news source; help him understand that while on the outside we act like we love and tolerate him, we all still really think he's a dumbass. In your name we pray. Amen. Oh yeah, say hi to that fuck the pope for me too"