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why would I freak out? you do know I was only joking about that thing whatever it was the other day, right? :confused:
 
Ever since you claimed your ass got clogged by sesame seeds you've changed.

I mean, we all realize it was probably very traumatic so we have been cool about it but damn. Just open up and tell us the truth already so you aren't trying to over compensate.





Your new girl tore your anus open with a strap on didn't she? Its why you were hospitalized and why you are now obsessed with dick butt isn't it?
 
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whats with the aspirin?

no real reason....






















































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It's a story about how Mikey (one of Scotts roommates) stole some expensive pills from him and replaced them with scratched off aspirins. :fly:

oh i did hear that :D

What's with the green name change?

lol i always had a green name prior to one of the flymart resets... didn't realize we were using the same color till i bought it